Faced with an onslaught of screeners from TV show relaunches and remakes, our TV Junkie complains bitterly about the lack of originality in programming until digressing about booze and television. --- Will Charlie Sheen's return to production of "Two and a Half Men" be a brief detour on his quick journey to a coffin? --- Plenty of awesome comedy on tonight: D&D "Community," new "Archer," and comedy mastermind Chris Elliott's new show on Adult Swim, "Eagleheart." more ›

Unless you don't like drinking liquor to begin with, it can be a bit of a drag to be the designated driver for your drunkard friends. You have to sit there on your bar stool sipping your tiny, weak soda while they get to enjoy pretty, decked-out, specialty cocktails. Fortunately, there are some lovely nonalcoholic options out there for you responsible folk, and I'm not talking O'Douls. more ›