Results tagged “blairwitch”

Invincible - Mark Wahlberg's ass. Tight football pants. Who cares about the story of this everyman as he gets his 15 minutes of gridiron fame?

I'm not good at being noble, Ilsa -- But it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Not now. Here's looking at you kid.

And by that we don't mean that Jason Vorhees popped up during the night, nor did the Blair Witch underwhelm us with hype. This was far more insidious, and really left us with a foul taste in our mouths.

Well, these webisodes center around characters living at Venice Beach where, as the press kit tells us, "the debris meets the sea"...and it can't suck as bad as "Fat Actress," which also takes place in Los Angeles and we watch that, too. Why do all the out-of-town filmmakers set their stories at the beach, usually in Venice?