Men are known to keep their underwear way past its expiration date. Until the darn thing disintegrates in the wash we will keep it in our rotation, holes and frayed elastic be damned. Well someone in the Giants’ clubhouse should alert right fielder Aubrey Huff that his magical red thong that mysteriously propelled the Giants to their World Series Championship last season has outlived its usefulness as evidenced by the Dodgers' 7-5 victory over the Giants.
Dodgers Saw London, Dodgers Saw France...
Barry Zito Crashes in West Hollywood
San Francisco Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito was released from the hospital Thursday morning after suffering minor injuries in a two-car crash in Hollywood. Zito, who has a home in the Hollywood Hills, was taken to Cedars-Sinai with a sore neck but claimed he won't miss his start Sunday at Dodger Stadium.
Could this be the beginning of a downward spiral for the Giants, who left the Dodgers in the dust last year and somehow bearded their way to a World Championship? Happy Opening Day!
Billingsley, Barajas Power Dodgers over Giants
Chad Billingsley wanted it his way, and he did it in the Dodgers’ 4-2 victory over the San Francisco Giants.
Billingsley Completes Dodgers Victory over Giants
After the hijinks that occurred in the first two games, a palette-cleansing pitchers’ duel between the Dodgers and San Francisco Giants was what the doctor ordered to release the toxins brewing amongst the Dodger faithful for the last week. It also helped that Dodgers’ starter Chad Billingsley (W, 7-5) tossed a 125-pitch complete game shutout in the Dodgers 2-0 victory over the San Francisco Giants breaking the Dodgers six-game losing streak.
LAst Night's Action: Ducks-Kings Again in London
Ducks 4, Kings 1 - After Los Angeles shocked Anaheim 4-1 in Saturday's season opener in London (yes, London), the defending champs showed who really is king. Despite 10 goals in two days, British fans were reportedly most excited about a good ol' fashioned hockey fight. Welcome back, NHL. Welcome back. A's 3, Angels 2 - The AL West champion Halos hit a skid when they clinched the pennant, but they saved face in their...
Alyssa Milano Wants to Be Your Catcher
A message from Major League Baseball before I start this drivel. For one lucky baseball loving, red blooded, testosterone raging man or lesbian comes an opportunity of a lifetime. He/she gets a DATE WITH ALYSSA MILANO!
LAst Night's Action: Penny Is Money
Dodgers 5, Diamondbacks 1 - Off to the best record in baseball, Los Angeles scored in five different innings to earn their ninth win. Brad Penny allowed one run in seven innings to record his third win of the young season. Nomar Garciaparra had a home run and double to earn his two RBIs. Luis Gonzalez was 0-4 in his return to Arizona.
LAst Night's Action: Lakers Lay Easter Egg
Suns 115, Lakers 107 - Kobe led the game with 34 points, but Steve Nash used his 50th double-double (25 points, 11 assists) of the season to lead Phoenix past the Lakers. Los Angeles has now lost five times in the last seven games and fell to the seventh seed in the West. They're half a game behind Denver, who will host the Lakers on Monday. Dodgers 10, Giants 4 - Journeymanstar Luis Gonzalez hit...
LAst Night's Action: At Least The Angels Won
Brewers 4, Dodgers 3 - The bums are playing like it. But they can still go 160-2, right? We'll find out on Wednesday when ace Jason Schmidt takes the mound. Angels 8, Rangers 3 - Anaheim is off to a great start, and guess what? The bullpen didn't allow a run in 3 and 2/3 innings. Sammy Sosa was held to 1 for 4. Nuggest 111, Lakers 105 - Denver just took away some breathing...
LAst Night's Action: King Me, Kerr
Kings 116, Lakers 108 - Steve Kerr is eating his words, at least for today. Sacramento pulled themselves out of the division cellar by beating Los Angeles at Staples Center. The Lakers never held a lead, and were down by 17 at the half. Kobe had a double-double with 30 points and 10 assists, but it wasn't enough. Ducks 3, Sharks 1 - Anaheim scored a second big victory this week over division rival San...
LAst Night's Action: Wins All Around
Kings 7, Oilers 4 - You gotta' love a game where the boxscore looks more like the roster. The Kings layed a royal scoring blitz on Edmonton, scoring the final five goals in a game where no player scored more than once. Los Angeles will play in Calgary tomorrow and Detroit on New Years Eve before returning for a four game homestand to start the new year.

