It's Sex Saturday! That means April Smear is going to post a rant or question about all things sex. Let’s create a dialogue and attempt to understand the sexual underbelly of Los Angeles! I can’t even begin to think of how many times I’ve totally been into a guy and he can’t get the nerve to kiss me. It’s the same thing every time. Meet cute guy, realize connection, talk intimately for a long......

It's Sex Saturday! That means April Smear is going to post a rant or question about all things sex. Let’s create a dialogue and attempt to understand the sexual underbelly of Los Angeles! I would say that I like sex a lot, or at least more than the average person. If I could do it all the time, I would. Heck, I used to make my ex-boyfriends have sex with me at least 3-4......

It's Sex Saturday! That means April Smear is going to post a rant or question about all things sex. Let’s create a dialogue and attempt to understand the sexual underbelly of Los Angeles! A couple weeks ago we discussed the fingering of the butt and how it can enhance an orgasm. This week, I thought we could take it a step further and examine ass licking and all its glory. Truth be told, I’ve......

It's Sex Saturday! That means April Smear is going to post a rant or question about all things sex. Let’s create a dialogue and attempt to understand the sexual underbelly of Los Angeles! Thinking about one of my friend’s dating or hooking up with a guy that I used to date always makes me feel uneasy. To me, it just seems to go against nature. How do you react when you’re all hanging out?......

It's Sex Saturday! That means April Smear is going to post a rant or question about all things sex. Let’s create a dialogue and attempt to understand the sexual underbelly of Los Angeles! When I was 18 years old, I went on a date with an older guy that I had been lusting over forever. He took me out to dinner and a movie, and then we went back to my house to go......

It's Sex Saturday! That means April Smear is going to post a rant or question about all things sex. Let’s create a dialogue and attempt to understand the sexual underbelly of Los Angeles! Ohhh, the beard phenomenon. Everywhere I go, on every attractive man I see, atop his cute face lurks an unnecessary beard. Was there a mass email suggesting to grow one that I wasn’t aware of? Last time I checked, the only......

It's Sex Saturday! That means April Smear is going to post a rant or question about all things sex. Let’s create a dialogue and attempt to understand the sexual underbelly of Los Angeles! A couple years ago, I met this really, really hot guy. He looked exactly like Brandon Walsh from 90210 and exuded so much confidence that I would do anything he wanted. One night, we ended up kissing and he asked me......

Right when I decide to stay home and do absolutely nothing except get stoned and clean my room, my sometimes dealer informs me that he no longer sells. Since he’s obtained a pretty kush job at an investment firm, he feels that he no longer needs to sell the crystally ganja that he’s provided me with so many times. Thanks guy. The only other person I know that could possibly hook me up is out......