If you haven't heard the news (or watched FOX at some point in the past 24 hours) -- then let us be the ones to break the good news: O.J. Simpson is back. In a big way. He's riding a Bronco of publicity back into the American people's hearts, with a book and TV specials on the way. And we can't wait. A two-part interview with The Juice will be aired on Nov. 27......

That woman isn't beautiful because she's a caring mother or aunt or neighbor lady. She isn't beautiful because of her nice clothes or new Dodger cap or great genes. She's beautiful because she's bringing someone a Dodger Dog. Best ballpark hot dog ever. King of the dogs. Peer to no one. God invented baseball just so people could really enjoy a good hot dog and when he helped build Dodger Stadium he didn't rest......