Spotted on Sunset Blvd. west of Crescent Heights......

NSFW as far as the video contains Hennessy and lingerie. Sean John's new Unforgivable Woman must be some stanky-ass perfume if MTV is really rejecting these ads. I mean, Mr. Combs remains fully dressed while striking multiple elevator-humping poses with Australian hottie Jessica Gomes. Above is the 3-minute long-player (the rejects were reportedly 30- and 60-second spots). Surely there's nothing a Britney or L.Lo couldn't get away with on eMpTV these days. Is Puffy......

The original Super Bowl ad (which Snickers has now pulled after receiving complaints from Human Rights Campaign and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) after the jump.......

If you love David Lynch like a dancing dwarf loves David Lynch, you might want to check out ThisNext, which is giving away a pretty sweet all-Lynch-all-the-time prize in its weekly giveaway: The first INLAND EMPIRE poster ever made available to the public. A signed Eraserhead deluxe DVD. A Dumbland deluxe DVD. Um. Cartoons. A David Lynch T-shirt. The Short Films of David Lynch The instructions on how to enter are here, and hurry.......