Yeah, I think you're taking the point too literally - my guess is that they couldn't get away with saying "Even the F8cking nazis got vactions that rocked. WTH is wrong with us?"...

Yeah I'm totally happy about it. But until we A) get sane people back in washington, B) realize our opponents are people who believe gay people should go to prison, and C) beat back their attacks once...

Here's where I get pessimistic. Now, don't get me wrong, I fully and enthusiastically support equal marriage rights. 100%. But I think the state's rights argument is a mistake. For one thing, that qu...

Padon my french, but James Frey peut manger une cuvette de pénis. Seriously....

Personally, I can't wait for the Sid Miers' Civilization IV movie. I hope they cast Zachary Quinto as the narrator....

That's really interesting, and actually makes a lot of sense having seen the finished product. I don't believe in giving art an A for effort - I either like something or I don't - but having read abou...

Hindinwood, I do in fact like The Straight Sotry and The Elephant Man. I think they're proof that somewhere in his OHSHIT9/11CONSERVATIVE/ART! brain is an actual artist. But I don't buy into the idea ...

Nah, I'd never insult the Mozzer's musical talents. But man, I know I'd probably be able to tolerate him for about 30 seconds before he kicked me out of his house for having Army of the Pharoahs in my...

Nikki wins. ...

We should do an all time MVPs of annoying. Because Bing Crosby is in my crosshairs....

Oh Elise, don't worry - what I mean is that we no the proper way to go about insulting them. ...

Good greaash, I spent 5 minutes tonight watching TV in Niko's apartment. Flipping channels even. There's a level of detail in this game I never thought possible. Little things, like the incredible d...

Amy Winehouse is a critical darling who routinely recieves fawning praise and is worshipped both here and abroad. Sure, people make fun of her drug use but no one thinks she sucks musically. Except fo...

Thank, Gatsby!...

YOu're just lucky I didn't your Birth Certificate Carrie, because your name is spelled wrongly. It's actually: D-i-r-t-o-f-f-m-y-s-h-o-u-l-d-e-r. ...

The only person who sucks more than Ryan Adams are people who want to have sex with him. Look, you're either part of the solution, or you're helping him spread fever blisters. ...

What's this about Scrubs being the weak link? Is it a re run? Or are you dissing Scrubs?...

I guarantee you that at least one member of the LAists named Ross Lincoln group will be trying this place out in the next 2 weeks. It's just to silly not to try....

Well to be fair, whenever future perfect is around, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader is harder than I am....

Gosh, I don't know what's sadder - having to give up 140 big ones because it's the right thing to do , or the sick bastards who populate the comments section over at the Daily News? http://www.topix....