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April Smear

To Live and Have No Sex in LA To Live and Have No Sex in LA

You’d think it’d be easy for an attractive twenty something girl to get laid in Los Angeles, but it seems as though that might not be the case. As of late, it’s been difficult for me to get busy with anyone and I’m starting to believe it’s going to... continue reading on LAist

April Smear and the No Bone Zone April Smear and the No Bone Zone

Oh, boy. Where do I start? Remember Jack Spade? Dating and even hooking up with him was great until he abruptly stopped hanging out with me. HE SAYS it’s because of his hectic and demanding work schedule. I SAY it’s because of his premature ejaculation problem.... continue reading on LAist

Angelena's Forecast - Sunny Skies Angelena's Forecast - Sunny Skies

Last week I met up with Tony Pierce and some of his friends at the best Downtown bar to catch up and have some drinks. After talk about pimps blogging in Compton and strippers getting fondled in Canada, Tony turned to me and asked, “So you been writing about... continue reading on LAist

When Staring Isn't Enough When Staring Isn't Enough

A couple of weekends ago, my friend and I went bar hopping in LA. On our last stop, we headed into, in my opinion, the shittiest dive bar off of Sunset Blvd. Needless to say, I wasn’t looking forward to it, yet my friend convinced me that I should... continue reading on LAist

Drunk + Bong Hit = Disaster Drunk + Bong Hit = Disaster

Last Friday night, I went drinking with my friends to celebrate the end of the 40-hour workweek. With the assistance of free sake and Asahi beer, I was buzzed by 10 PM, couldn’t feel my face by 12:30 AM, and was on top of the world by 1. Admittedly,... continue reading on LAist

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