hellagnarcal

Too many kids, means less parking spaces for me when they're old enough to drive. Dammit....

Of course, I mean the idiot students in blackface. Internet funnies are hard....

starring the Jena 6 players?...

I get out of prison tomorrow. Should I win tix to the show, I will be bringing the Pruno I made in my cell toilet. Made with fruit, sugar, and ketchup, my Pruno has been brewing for a week. It's so ...

No one was really scammed. Apple released the phone at $600, no one forced anyone to buy it at that price. That's the price you pay to get it right when it comes out. Everyone knows (Especially apple ...

Splitting definately helps my morning commute, but it gets pretty dangerous sometimes. It's not uncommon to have a guy try to block me, which really doesn't make sense, when my lanesplitting helps mov...

Lenny and Carl need to be featured in their own Simpson's episode....

I like music...