RyanSmith

On a side note, I took that paparazzi picture (I took all the pictures except for the top one) because I had to cover the Lane Garrison story for work, and it was absolutely ridiculous. People were cr...

A couple points I deliberately left out of my essay. -Actually, a big reason I'm moving to Chicago is that one of my best friends just bought a 3-bedroom condo on the northside near the lake and he g...

Hmm...interesting post, but I disagree on several points. 1. I wouldn't have lumped in "Madden gamers" with people who like action games. Most hardcore sports gamers stick to sports games. If anythin...

I'm sorry, but for me this takes away from the noble, pure sport of bowling. This majestic sport of Kings should be free from the taint of debauchery and laviciousness. Please, spare us from this or...

Of course, in NickyNik's defense, it's a real big potato....

It could be worse, you could have been mugged at Dockweiler Beach for a half a case of PBR. I'm slightly frightened of that place now....

I have mixed feelings about Superbad. It was 95 percent more funny than every other comedy but it still felt like it didn't live up to it's potential. The scenes with McLovin and the cops felt tacked ...

I just finished watching Kirk Douglas in the classic noir "Ace In The Hole" as a enterprising news reporter who uses a guy trapped in a mine to his own advantage and eventually the place becomes a lit...

"Sir, could you please escort Marlon Brando's corpse to the airport?"...

Sorry, fixed it to say "facsimile." The Republic is now safe....

FYI, I'm going to start going by "D.R. Smith" in my posts for the sake of quasi-anonymity. I'm scared that the robot in the picture above will be knocking at my front door tonight....

Don't hot chicks already have enough dominion over our lives without them having to take over video games too? Wait a sec. Are these single hot chicks? ...

Other reasons to get a Wii: WarioWare, Resident Evil 4, Zelda and WiiSports....

I have mixed feelings about all this. On one hand, if I went to something like a midnight bike ride dressed like a clown, I'd probably have a lot of fun. I know I've enjoyed riding in Critical Mass a ...

I somehow feel "Soft cock" is pretty appropriate in that context....