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"the liberty bell march" by john phillip sousa -- mostly because it meant an episode of monty python was starting. and i can't tell you how excited i was when my concert band ended up playing it in o...

"rainbow window"? really? so some people can have rights, but others can't. how is that equal protection or equal treatment? the california supreme court has just created a second class of second-cla...

every meat-eating person knows that animals taste better when tortured. i insist that all of my steaks only come from waterboarded cattle....

yeah, lapd was sucking at everything last night. check this out to see how they screwed up a routine traffic accident: http://latkesandwontons.com/eat/?p=78...

It's about Fedding time....

Lord, I have seen things. Pregnant men and butterflies -- I won't sleep tonight....

I always heard that section of Sawtelle referred to as Little Osaka. Is that not right?...

Meat's fine. More veg, smaller portions, less sugar, replacing soda and juice with water, getting them to jog their asses around the block once or twice a week... that's where this can really help th...

Freddie Highmore. It might be spelled "Frankie" in England, but it's pronounced Freddie. Like Mercury....

downtown LA tip: "keep your ear to the ground." downtown hosts more cultural events than I can possibly name in a tiny box. best of broadway, moca openings, grand avenue festival, chinatown parade, ...

I eat meat, she doesn't. She got turned off to meat as a kid because of her mom's cooking, and if I had any discerning taste I should have too. Mom used to grill the crap outta burgers until they we...

#1: "I have here in my hand an order to quietly off a certain butch female senator from New York... who wants the first shot? Any takers?" #2: "Just because I'm married to a Republican governor do...

The Paris Hilton Memorial Police Department/Detention Center/Vomitorium and Spa....