JP

without joe and mike nolte, there would have been no descendents! without the descendents, there wouldn't have been green day, blink 182 and the rest of 'em. go down and pay homage!...

yahh dood! it would be so wicked friggin pissa if they opened heah in LA! blueberry cake donuts and a lahge dahk cawffee!...

being drunk + weed = one way ticket to barfsville for me. one time, when i was on tour with my old band a few years ago, the booze + weed combo platter made me hurl with such fervor and intensity tha...

the best part about joe calling tony a haaack editor? dude has issues with basic elements of the queen's english: "But this flys over the head of professional and competent editor Tony Pierce..." i...

most people can barely handle synching their iPods. how on earth are they supposed to tell the difference between an 'art project' made of LEDs, wires and a circuit board and a homemade bomb?! the A...

"It should be noted that, even knowing he had a gf, I still would've hooked up with him if it wasn't explicitly said." Apparently, you haven't had your fill of guys and their girlfriends. Lots of th...

i used to know you when you were young you were in all my dreams we sat together in period one fridays at 8:15 now i see your face in the strangest places movies and magazines i saw you talking to chr...

i'm not sure what this guy hates more - women or the english language... and alanis was wrong - irony is not rain on your wedding day, it's writing a post like this where you complain about someone *...

She seems very smart and very nice and her blog is full of useful info. I wonder what's up with the not-so-latently sexist/bitter attitude towards men: "I know some LA people don't own cars, but the...

i've been internet dating on and off since 2002 and had fully burned myself out on it (and amassed some incredibly funny, sweet and bizarre stories in the process). i woke up this morning, read this ...

guess who's back in the motherfuckin' house - with a fat dick for your motherfuckin' mouth! simple. elegant. and VERY classy....