April Smear

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• Commented on State Of California To Add Insult, Injury To List Of Unemployment Benefits
  Buuurrrnnn!...
• Commented on April Smear and the No Bone Zone
  Alright, I get it. Don't be such a bitch....
• Commented on My 10 Steamy Days with a 19-Year-Old Swedish Sex Kitten, Part I
  Seriously Ross, stop sucking your own wrinkled dick. Good job on finding some st00pid 19 year old broad to sleep with you. Since you claim she's so smart, I'm sure she realized that HER birthday gift was to fly thousands...
• Commented on When Staring Isn't Enough
  Elise, you're such a wealth of information. Can I take you wherever I go?...
• Commented on Why the Guy Should Make the First Move
  Grab her hair while making out. If she likes it, then she's down for hair pulling during boneage....