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"The plan will also allow school districts to reduce the 2009-10 school year by five days" Please tell me you're joking. Money's tight so they're going to stop teaching kids stuff?...

Torture. America cannot tolerate torture as official policy. He doesn't need to go through congress and he doesn't need a long, complicated proposal. He can cut off that stain with a swipe of the...

I suppose the parked cars also popped out of nowhere in the dark....

Basketball player/rapist....

You're kidding, right? The fact that he had another malignant tumor removed three months ago is nothing? That he's needed to see a doctor eight times already this year and it's only May is nothing?...

The supply of gas is essentially fixed so price of gas naturally finds itself at the point where it gets sold as fast as it can be produced. If you cut the taxes on it the price will not change and t...

City Hall is taller than it is narrow, but to refer to it as a phallic symbol is uncalled for....

But without plastic shopping bags... ...what will I use to pick up dog poop?...

FYI, Bugmenot (www.bugmenot.com), and the Firefox extension of the same name, work great for sites like sfvbj.com that require meaningless registrations....

It's too difficult as is to get most of these places to serve anything close to spicy enough. Demanding that yet another one water down it's food is just going to make it worse. Perhaps you're not t...

That first food shot looks like leech soup....

Emmylou Harris and The Band. Her plaintive wail has always cut through the soft roundness of their natural vocals giving their music the hard edge of a backbone to hang off of. It sits up. It takes...

The thing is, carrying a cooler full of ice is a pain in the ass. So you're limited to things that don't suffer from being drunk at room temperature. So it's red wine or a real good sweet beer like ...

I think you can use it in iTunes, you just have to go to an apple store and buy a (physical) iTunes gift card, then use that....

I think you meant Tommy Lee, not Tommy Lee Jones, though the latter would certainly've made for better television....