Video: 'What Time Is "Whale Wars" On?' and Other Shit Vegans Say

Los Angeles writer and vegan Ari Solomon decided to take the successful formula of "Shit Girls Say" to create a video poking fun at vegans.

Vegans don't really have a distinct way of talking the same way girls do, so the video pokes less fun at the shit vegans say and more at the shit vegans do: read product labels obsessively, call out fur-wearers in public and get into arguments about the ethics of honey.