Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes & Jim Carrey Wish You A 'Drunk History Christmas'

Funny or Die serves up festive comedy as today's video lunch in "Drunk History Christmas," starring Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, Jim Carrey and an inebriated Allan McLeod. The video presents a jumbled version of "'Twas The Night Before Christmas" as you've never heard it - through a half-bottle of whiskey.

The actors mouth along with their drunken, foul-mouthed storyteller, painting a nearly complete version of the classic Christmas poem.

We could just eat RyGo, clad in an adorable white sleeping cap, right up.