Conan O'Brien De-Gays Christmas
In response to a Michigan music teacher who has sparked controversy over the removal of the word "gay" from the beloved Christmas song "Deck the Halls," America's favorite ginger Conan O'Brien produced a product that we can all now cross off our Christmas lists. He de-gayed Christmas music with Straight-Up Christmas: Vol. I.
A collection of the finest Christmas songs, the album has removed all of the "sissy" lyrics so that even the most homophobic American men can now enjoy their favorite festive tunes.
Here's a list of some of the songs to get your sides aching:
"Rudolph, the Red-State Reindeer"
"Little Drummer Boy (To Whom I Am Not Sexually Attracted)"
"Chest-Vaginas Roasting On an Open Fire"
"Silent Night of Sitting At a Bar Watching Football"
"Santa Claus is Coming To Town (For the UFC Fight)"
"Jingle Breasts"
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, as God Intended"
"Feliz Navi-Dude"
"Oh Kick-Ass Steel Town of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania"
"The Twelve Days of Christmas Minus the Part about Lords-a-Leapin'"
"Deck the Halls, and Any of You Nancy-Boys Checking Out My Ass"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer That Was Sent By God To Punish Her For Attending A Gay Wedding"
"Do You Hear What I Hear? (Yes! Monster Trucks!)"
"Jeff to the World"
Be sure to watch the entire video as to not miss the not-so-straight ending.
