Don Cheadle Goes Extreme Green As Captain Planet, Mother F*#ker

With the elimination of the clean energy tax on our minds today, we're thinking green. And after stumbling upon footage of Don Cheadle's latest role as Captain Planet, we now know where the line is drawn between environmentalist and nihilist.

Today's video lunch proves that Cheadle is the ideal personality suited for saving the planet. "Everybody's a tree. I knew I'd do it," he says, reveling in his victory after transforming countless living beings, including a baby and a dog, into trees. Before he flies away, he addresses his fellow planeteers as "punkasses," "dickholes" and "bitches."

P.S. Did you know Cheadle is a CalArts alumnus? He has a BA in Fine Arts.