L.A. Porn Studio Builds Underground Bunker In Prep for Apocalypse
On December 21, 2012, the apocalypse will descend on mankind. Now, we don't actually believe this, but many people do, including Pink Visual - an adult entertainment studio in Van Nuys. The company announced today that they've begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the global apocalypse. Pink Visual "intends to ride out the 2012 apocalypse in style," says Spokesman Quentin Boyer, according to a news release.
Pink Visual appears to be a compassionate, ambitious company. Initial plans for their vital bunker envisioned a "shelter capable of sustaining only the Pink Visual staff and members of our immediate families," said Boyer. But after additional fancying, their plans really began to take shape. "Then we started to think of all the performers, fans and business partners that helped make Pink Visual the success it is today, and we simply couldn’t bear the thought of leaving all those wonderful people behind to face the End of Days," said Boyer.
We know what you're frantically thinking. What about production? Don't you worry. Pink Visual has mapped out the essentials to ensure a steady flow of naughty video. Amenities include multiple fully stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio. Sophistication is exactly the word that comes to mind when we think of porn.
The company bears interesting views of the impending apocalypse and is taking all necessary measures to ensure survival.
“We’re not building this thing just to eke out a few more months of a deprived, downscaled existence,” Boyer said. “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury, whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung Earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above. We also intend to maintain our website update schedule throughout the ordeal, even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time.”
The location of the bunker will not be released due to security reasons.
