Los Angeles Rant Claims 'It Sucks Here'
Well known food writer Adam Roberts is packing his bags and heading west. Announcing his NYC departure today on his blog, The Amateur Gourmet, Roberts says he's going to miss the Big Apple but is excited for the City of Angels. Most reader comments wish him well, echoing sentiments of safe travels and congratulations. But one longer comment, or rather, rant, does not applaud his decision.
It reduces L.A. to a dreadful town and predicts that Roberts will "go back east." Wow, Lizzy, tell him how you REALLY feel.
Pasted below, for your reading pleasure, is the her anti-L.A. commentary.
Lizzy said...It sucks here. You'll be so very tired of it so much faster than you think. You'll learn LA really is all about movies and money and perfect lawns. Unless you live in a poor part of town and then you will not be able to stop from thinking about all the money people spend on their lawns and giant houses while a mile down the street people can't eat. I suppose New York has this too, but the sun and and fake happiness and total lack of real seasons makes it all seem more constant and clear.
You'll soon realize that it is 90 to 110 degrees outside everyday from August to December and you won't want to go anywhere. When it finally rains in January people all around you will complain and complain and cancel any plans at the sight of a slight dampness.
Maybe you will not be able to describe what's wrong but you'll feel like you are talking to characters rather than people and everyone who serves you coffee will actually be a clueless person who thinks they will make it as an actor. You'll notice how little they like coffee. Unless you go to a local roaster or indi chain and pay 4 bucks for iced coffee.
You'll go back east.
She later adds, "The food is pretty good, though. So maybe you will block the rest out."
What do you think, Angelenos? Is it really "90 to 110 degrees outside everyday from August to December?" Are all L.A. baristas "clueless?" Talk to us.
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