Last Night on The Hills: Girls Rule, Boys Drool (in Costa Rica)
We took a half hour break from Masterpiece Theatre to catch up with The Hills. Here's what we learned.
So the kids touched down in Costa Rica on their private plane, headed for their private estate and got straight into the vacation groove strolling their private beach and sipping cocktails at their private bar. Kristin was pretty fed up with Brody's hotness/coldness, so while she and Stacie lounged in a private tidepool they hatched a plan for Kristin to flirt with other boys and make Brody jealous. Luckily, they have a private bartender, so Kristin got sweet on him and made a date, right before Brody's seething eyes.
Meanwhile, Justin Bobby rocked a Confederate flag hat, (seriously WTF?) and grabbed Audrina's ass. "Both cheeks," she let us know.
The rest of the trip was a blur of surfing, dune buggy-ing and boys versus girls conflict. Kristin's flirtation with the bartender increased tenfold every time Brody referred to her as "like a sister," but whatever Brody, we know that's a front. His jealousy came to a head when he made a group toast to "sisters that I've had sex with." Eww! Brody, rethink that one. Kristin was equally repulsed and headed for the beach with bartender boy, who she felt less incestuous with.
If, like Bravo's Andy Cohen, we were to give a Mazel of the Week, today it would go to Audrina, who perhaps is finally beginning to see through the bullshit that is Justin Bobby. Despite his ass grabbing and incessant vague, open-ended come-ons such as "whatever it is it is, whatever it will be will be," (again, WTF?) Audrina gave him the official brush off after his last nebulous sexual invitation. He asked if she'd be interested in returning to Costa Rica for a romantic getaway, to which Audrina simply replied, "Not with you." Booyah! Finally! How's it feel to form an opinion, Audrina? Let's hope she keeps it up for two more episodes. If they end up together we're going to throw our TV out the window.