Conservative Former CEO of Hewlett-Packard to Run for Senate

a terrible CEOs to become a terrible senator? Throw some jokes in there and you could have a movie. But seriously people, dont vote for her. She nearly destroyed HP (and loves shipping our tech jobs overseas) so she clearly hates California.

Asked what she thought about regulation of the web, she said it was inevitable that there would be more regulation of it. Why, for instance, is there no protection of women and children on the Internet, when there is plenty in real life. She said this duality — where anything goes on the wild wild west of the Internet — would have to end.

NEXT!

I plan to support Chuck DeVore.

There's a guy over in Oakland, I think his name is Van Jones. And he and I were on a cruise last summer in the Arctic, on climate change. And I got to know him very well. And a lot of the work he's doing to enfranchise broader communities I'm a big fan of. He's doing a marvelous job... I'm a huge fan of his. He is very bright, very articulate, very passionate. I think he is exactly right.

NEXT!

I plan to support Steve Poizner.

Carly got shit canned at HP because she is a complete idiot. Compaq would have died on its own and was not competing with HP. She was reaching for straws kinda like she is now. She is simply playing "monkey see, monkey do" with Meg Witman.

That being said. I would love to nail Carly. She just looks so bitchy and constantly upset that nookie is probably tight as a drum. I would probably take a gallon of lube just to get spread her knees but I would love trying.