Video: Colbert Names Schwarzenegger 'Alpha Dog of the Week'

We're a joke, so it's time to laugh at ourselves, California.

Last night the Colbert Report took on Schwarzenegger, making fun of our Governor's adorable breakfast photo on Twitter and his letter to Assemblyman Tom Ammiano that contained a hidden "fuck you."

Update: Schwarzenegger this morning told a group of Democrats he was happy because "I've been standing up here for 4 min and no one has yet screamed out 'Kiss my gay ass,'" according to San Franisco Chronicle reporter Carla Marinucci on Twitter. It was Ammiano who said that phrase before the "fuck you" incident.