Found in LA: The Mayor's Weiner

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We have Pink's Hot Dogs to thank for this one. We get it, OK? Jalapeno dog. Chili. Onions. Guacamole. Villaraigosa is spicy. Caliente. You will probably have really bad breath after chomping on the mayor's weiner. But what's up with lettuce? Lettuce doesn't belong on a hot dog. It's so wrong. And where's the cheese? This dog should definitely be cheesy. What's most amazing is that this hotdog doesn't come with ham. In fact, this dog should just be a big ham stuffed inside of a...no, we won't go there.

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The only way it could be the "Mayors Dog" is if it left its bun and started dating any hispanic female reporter that came near it.

Antonio should be ashamed of himself. He is all fluff and no substance. He thinks he has a chance at higher office but he doesnt. Everyone but him knows it.

I was gonna say Mirthala Salinas better not catch anyone else chomping on "his honor's" weenie!

Too late...Tony Vilar already dumped her for Lu Parker (Telemundo to KTLA)

I think it was Mirthala who dumped Tony. From what I've heard in political circles Mirthala has a thing for banging latino politicos...Tony was just another notch on her belt.

"He is all fluff and no substance."

What part of "Los Angeles" don't you understand?

"Lettuce" can be one of the many slang terms for "money." At least, that's the rationale I'm going with. Doesn't explain the lack of cheese, though.

Pinks is getting lazy. That used to be the millennium dog!

Like the Mayor, the digestive gases from this dog will show up at any (body) opening!

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