The Wunder Weiner

Finally! Just in time for Memorial Day! A way to cut hot dogs! It was such a mystery before. I simply could not figure out how to keep my hot dog from exploding in the microwave until this marvel came along.

OK, actually, this thing is kind of scary. It may even make certain people of the male persuasion wince. Remember, Mom and Dad, this is not for kids. But your friends will love it! Thanks to Allee Willis for turning us on to this wunder of wunders.