TV Junkie: Ugh, Twitter Battle between Ashton Kutcher & CNN
"Better Off Ted" tonight at 8:30pm on ABC
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From the "I-Can't-Believe-It's-True Department": Disgraced ex-Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, has been recruited by NBC to appear on their summer reality show, "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here" - no word on if his footage will be shot in prison.
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News from Renewaland: NBC is choosing to make us all special victims by renewing "Law and Order: SVU"
The TV Junkie Plan: "Better Off Ted", "Lost", "South Park", "Reno 911!", Leno, Fallon
8:00pm Scrubs ABC - The Janitor and his girlfriend Lady get married in an unconventional ceremony by the ocean.
8:00pm America's Next Top Model The CW - The contestants join singer Ciara on the stage for a photo shoot
8:30pm Better Off Ted ABC - Phil and Lem inadvertently give Linda an experimental drug that has some unexpected side effects.
9:00pm American Idol FOX - A contestant faces elimination; former "American Idol" contestant Jennifer Hudson performs; Miley Cyrus performs.
9:00pm MythBusters Discovery - Alaska Special 2 The teams gets some northern exposure.
9:00pm Lost ABC - Suspicions are raised when Ben is taken from the infirmary; Miles is asked to deliver an important package.
10:00pm The A-List Awards Bravo - Kathy Griffin hosts the 2nd annual awards ceremony honoring the best in food, design and fashion.
10:00pm South Park Comedy Central - Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
10:00pm The Cougar TV Land - Series Premiere
10:00pm Pitchmen Discovery - Series Premiere
10:00pm The Unusuals ABC - A family of criminals go on a crime spree that sends the detectives scrambling
10:00pm Tyler Perry's House of Payne TBS - 2 new episodes!
10:30pm Reno 911! Comedy Central - Dangle and Williams haggle with a convicted serial killer.
11:35pm The Tonight Show With Jay Leno NBC - Comic Don Rickles; journalist Richard Engel; Chris Botti performs with John Mayer.
12:05am Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC - Actress Christina Applegate; wrestler Mike Tyson; comic Dana Gould.
12:35am Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC - Actor Ice-T; muppet Elmo; TV personality Morgan Webb; the Yeah Yeah Yeahs perform.