DVD Tuesday: Don't doubt Doubt
That priest has got a fine ass. | Photo courtesy of Miramax
If you are looking for an evening of light entertainment with the whole family, what better choice is there than Doubt? I love priest-rape dramas. Are you like me -- do you marvel at the rare ability of Adam Sandler to not ever make you laugh at anything? Ever. As far as I'm concerned, Keanu Reeves probably would have done a better job of playing the giant robot in The Day the Earth Stood Still than his human counterpart. Yes Man = another slip down the rope for Jim Carrey. The bottom is sneaking up on you, Jim! I wish my life was like Donkey Punch (eg. hot, naked babes on big yachts). Just without all the rape and murder.
Doubt
Bedtime Stories
The Tale of Despereaux
Day the Earth Stood Still
Pre-Code Hollywood Collection
Yes Man
i.o.u.s.a.
Donkey Punch
Shuttle
Faith Like Potatoes
I don't remember this dancer. | Photo courtesy of feastoffools via flickr
Gee, I guess Britney Spears is now "back". Nice to know that a psychologically unstable lout is now being re-enabled by an all-too willing public. I look forward to reading news of her inevitable drug overdose in a few years and seeing her subsequent comeback in Playboy. Didn't Angels & Demons already reveal all the most hidden secrets of the Vatican? Thank God the good people at Girls Gone Wild, Inc. have finally put out a DVD featuring the very finest drunken sluts in all of South Florida. I worked at a death factory with plenty of bloodletting when I was a teenager, but it was only a minimum-wage summer job.
Britney: For the Record
Not Easily Broken
Mike Epps: Funny Bidness
Secrets of the Vatican Collection
The Secrets
13 Most Beautiful... Songs for Andy Warhol Screen Tests
Shaw Brothers Collection
Girls Gone Wild: Top 10 Hottest Girls
Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders
The Death Factory Bloodletting