DVD Tuesday: Hot Nude Action!

Hot chicks laugh at micropenis (link NSFW) | Photo courtesy of Summit Entertainment

You know it's a slow week at the DVD counter when a low-brow flick like Sex Drive is the highest profile release. Didn't see it, but read on Ain't It Cool that it was pretty funny. And apparently there are tons of naked chicks in it (link NSFW). Might be worth a rental. Breaking Bad, on the other hand, is definitely worth a rental. His years of doing straight comedy (click it!) have obscured the fact that Bryan Cranston is a damn fine actor. Think Noah Wyle is regretting leaving ER a little bit? I mean, another The Librarian movie? Seriously?

Sex Drive
Breaking Bad - The Complete First Season
The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
Futurama Movies Collection
Dario Argento's Four Flies on Grey Velvet
Summer Heights High
Dear Zachary:A Letter to a Son About His Father
The Universe: Collector's Edition Megaset
Haunting of Molly Hartley
Chris & Don. A Love Story

No virgins in this lot. | Photo courtesy of Digital Playground

Ladies and Gentlemen, we now have reached the proud moment in our cultural devolution that R-rated versions of porn films are charting high on the Amazon sales chart! My question is this: why buy an R-rated version of a XXX-rated film? Wouldn't the opposite make more sense? Lord knows I'd like to see a "fully-realized" version of any Natalie Portman (link NSFW) film. As for Pirates 2, I will say that Stoya is way cute. Enjoy the rest of this week's "all-exploitation" selections. I'm going to cleanse myself and listen to "Latika's Theme".

Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge
Schoolgirl Report Vol. 5: What All Parents Should Know
Strictly Sexual
Blood, Boobs & Beast
The Sexplorer
Classic Nudie Cutie Films, Vol. 8
Boobs & Brews
Kelly Madison and her Busty Friends
Emanuelle and the White Slave
Voluptuous Biker Babes