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Tonight

8:00pm Mistresses BBC America - Series Premiere

8:00pm Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles FOX - The Connors visit a town connected to the destroyed factory; Weaver sends a man into town

9:00pm The Graduate TCM - (1967) An aimless college man (Dustin Hoffman) lets an older woman (Anne Bancroft) seduce him, then finds himself falling for her daughter (Katharine Ross). One of the best films ever made.

9:00pm 13: Fear is Real The CW - Season Finale

9:00pm Monk USA - Season Finale

9:00pm Friday Night Lights NBC - The new quarterback, J.D. McCoy, becomes a victim of hazing

10:00pm The Soup E! - New Episode

10:00pm Psych USA - Season Finale

10:00pm Real Time With Bill Maher HBO - Season Premiere

10:00pm Comedy Central Presents Comedy Central - Standup featuring Greer Barnes followed by Red Grant

10:30pm The Soup Awards E! - We've had the Golden Globes, SAGs, Spirit, and more awards shows than we can throw a dead cat at, so why not one more?

11:35pm The Tonight Show With Jay Leno NBC - TV personality Meredith Vieira; comedian Tom Papa; Chris Isaak performs.

11:35pm Late Show With David Letterman CBS - Journalist Barbara Walters; comic Mike Birbiglia; Shemekia Copeland performs.

12:05am Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC - Actor Dev Patel; newscaster Robin Roberts; Kinky performs.

12:35am Late Night With Conan O'Brien NBC - The White Stripes perform.

Saturday

8:00pm Taking Chance HBO - Lt. Col. Michael Strobz volunteers to escort the body of a Marine home to Wyoming.

11:00pm Aisha Tyler is Lit: Live at the Fillmore Comedy Central - The comedienne performs in front of a live audience.

Sunday

11:00am Countdown to the Red Carpet: The 2009 Academy Awards E!

3:00pm Live From the Red Carpet: The 2009 Academy Awards E!

5:30pm The 81st Annual Academy Awards ABC - Honors for achievements in film take place at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles; Hugh Jackman hosts.

8:00pm The Amazing Race CBS - Host Phil Keoghan reveals the next set of challenges to the 10 remaining teams.

8:00pm Storm Stories The Weather Channel - Season Premiere

~8:30pm The Barbara Walters Special ABC - Anne Hathaway, Mickey Rourke, Hugh Jackman and teen heartthrobs the Jonas Brothers

8:30pm After Party: The 2009 Academy Awards E!

9:00pm Big Love HBO - A pilgrimage to a sacred shrine in New York tests the limits of the Henrickson family bonds

9:00pm The L Word Showtime - Lactose Intolerant Jenny throws a baby shower

10:00pm Flight of the Conchords HBO - Bret and Jemaine both fall for a woman whose missing dog has epilepsy.

10:00pm United States of Tara Showtime - Tara and Charmaine's parents visit for a birthday, but have a secret agenda.

10:30pm Eastbound & Down HBO - Kenny tries to make extra money by pitching himself as spokesman for a luxury car dealership

10:30pm Secret Diary of a Call Girl Showtime - Belle agrees to attend a big party with Bambi for Stephanie.