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For all of you Dane Cook fans out there, it's time to put down your retainers and ask mom and dad if it's OK to stay out late this weekend, as Dane himself will be filming a new Comedy Central piece at the Laugh Factory. This is great news for all four people who watched every episode of Tourgasm (you know who you are). Dane will be taking over the Laugh Factory to tape his latest special, Isolated Incident, this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Who knows, he might try to defy the laws of comedy and the WORLD by just doing stand up for all three days without stopping! Take THAT Dave Chappelle!
However, it's going to take more than a killer BMX bike and saved-up summer job money to make it to this exclusive shindig. For this special event, you'll only be able to get tickets if Dane says you can. How edgy IS this guy?! Seriously, you have to email 'isolatedincident@me.com', and give them the dish on how long you've been a fan, where you're from / if you're from out of town, where you work (LOL) or go to school (more likely), and how many times you've already seen this master of punchlines perform live, if any. Be sure to also include a quick bit about why you deserve to attend; possible responses include "so you can brag to the rest of your study hall about it" and "to get close enough for a clear shot at him". Winners will be selected and given 2 free VIP to one of the nights he's performing.
Be sure to email isolatedincident@me.com for a shot.
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First place receives two tickets to see Dane Cook; second place receives four tickets to see Dane Cook.
A better prize would be tickets to see someone who isn't an unfunny piece of crap who steals all their jokes from better comedians.
Ha, now there's a way to get tickets. "Dear Dane, I'm hot and you've been in my top 8 on MySpace since 2004. Take me home after the show." There was a point where everyone had Dane at the top of their friend lists, even after they let you choose your top friends.
Boo to the Zach Morris of comedy.
YES YES YES! I was worried I would be thought of as 'too harsh' against Mr. Cook in this post, but now I see that I was not harsh enough.
I love you all.
Dane Cook is a douche. I say so out of personal experience. Trust me.