Not only does Warner Bros' The Watchmen look terrible, it recently is the latest content on an illegal supergraphic endangering tenants of this four-story building off the Robertson Blvd. exit from the 10 Freeway, finds billboard activist Dennis Hathaway.
Wait, there's more!
And to boot, it's less than one whole mile away from where the city held a press conference about an illegal Tropicana supergraphic where the billboard company, building company and individual building owners now face criminal charges that could land them in jail for over 10 years.




I sure hope 'billboard activist Dennis Hathaway' finds The Watchmen to look terrible, and not you, Zach.
Please, Zach, say it isn't so.
Haha, it's me, Farley. I'm basing my "crappy" description on the trailer and a review I heard on NPR. Of course, I really don't know if it's crappy, but when I see a movie over advertising a hot chick who doesn't even have lines in the previews, I get suspicious.
OMG Zach I am going to beat you
Have you ever read the comic???
Lack of meat is clearly going to your brain, eat some protein STAT.
But do great comments always mean great movies?
you'll be sorry, Behrens.
oops, I meant "do great comics make great movies?"
Now I am sorry!
I'm not going to rally behind an unknown quantity. If this movie sucks, I reserve the right to blast it. That said, Watchmen looks incredibizzle. As for great comics making great movies, I offer:
Ghost World
American Splendor
Persepolis
So, advantage Ross.
And I can counter with Daredevil, the Hulk (Ang Lee), and Batman and Robin. The fact that the studio thought it would be great to release it in March doesn't bode well (unlike a May or July release). But to be fair, I'll see it. I haven't read it, though there's a copy floating around my house somewhere. But I'll probably see it without reading it and judge it on its merits as a film, rather than as an adaptation.
I'd counter by saying that the director of Watchmen also did 300 - say what you will about that silly film, everything that is silly about it 100% from the comic. Which means a lot of watchmen fans are hyped up precisely because they know this is going to be ultra faithful Whether that means it'll be good? Who knows, but I have to say the trailers have not disappointed (except for shitty smashing pumpkins.)
Also adapting something from an ongoing comic series usually has shit results - the notable exceptions being the current Batman and the 70s Superman. Yes, I happen to think even Tim burton's first batman movie sucks large. The only way you can really do it right is A) if you have either a very strong, contained story the director/screenwriter/etc respects and wants to tell (ala Ghost world, Persepolis and American Splendor and even 300 which was ridiculously silly just so you know where I stand), or B) if the director/screenwriter etc have a specific point to make with an ongoing character and aren't just looking to make a franchise - like the current batman, or the first 1 and 1/2 Superman movies.
Anyway, we all know this may suck large. I'm just saying it looks awesome. And if you'd read the comic you'd know why.
P.S. I love the headline. Heheehe.
Yeah Zach, normally I'd say this is a matter of taste but in this case you are objectively wrong - Watchmen does not look terrible at all. If it turns out to be terrible, so be it - that might well be the case and I'm not going to splooge before it's appropriate to do so - but so far all signs point to "amazing recreation of one of the top 5 most important comic books in the history of the genre".
I gotta say, the advertising, shitty Smashing Pumpkins song from the first trailer aside, is pretty darn effective.
I'm taking bets :)
Im sorry but the movie doesnt look crappy. Watchmen was a SICK comic and this looks like a SWEET movie.
And here we are, talking it up, for better or worse. Clever bastards.
your face is terrible
i'm against these large billboards but trashing the watchmen is really low. We put up with your love fest of Richard Gere everytime he releases a new movie. When Hollywood releases so much shit we need to rally around the semi-good or good as much as we can.
I think it looks pretty terrific myself.
The "hot chick" stereotype (and the super-clever re-purposing of a 'Pumpkins song from the "Batman and Robin" soundtrack) are because The Watchmen is a deconstruction of the super hero genre. It's not an accident that the latex costumes are gaudy, Nite Owl's costume riffs off of the Batman Begins suit, etc. That's all there to make a point.
Okay, I'll give you that, mouse.
Just to add onto this, also keep in mind the original comic was written in the 80s, and it has its own history in the story, so some of the cheesiness is intentional.
None of us have seen the final product, so I doubt it's going to capture the depth of the original, but really, you should consider reading the comic even if you decide the movie sucks.
refer to my post. apparently some people have. and its screened very positively with viewers.
PEOPLE, PEOPLE. It's a graphic novel, not to mention the most celebrated one ever. We should set up a Zach vs. Farley Watchmen watch-off, wherein you watch it and agree it's awesome, and I win. We could chronicle how wrong you'll be right here on the site!
Also, put me down for a fiver on that bet you've got.
Hey, since when did I say crappy is bad, by the way. The Mummy was terrifically crappy for a lot people. Just wanted to throw that in.
Hey Zach,
Crappy in this case = bad because Watchmen isn't campy. If it ends up being campy it will not only be a total betrayal of the work but will also likely flop since you cannot invite people to mock something that takes itself so seriously without expecting abject failure.
Anyway, here's some additional context: Wathmen lightly satirizes the campiness of comic books, particularly the outfits commonly featured in them - sex ladies, long flowing capes, etc. There's a reference at one point to the fatal ineffectiveness of capes, for instance. Furthermore, the fetishistic subtext of those outfits is a strong undercurrent and, in two distinct points in the story, is also an important plot point.
However, Watchmen is more strongly an attack on the kind of right wing, anti social values espoused by a lot of comic writers/artists of Moore's generation (and just before) - People like Frank Miller, (who the whole world must surely now know is a hilariously closeted, self loathing brownshirt), and particularly Steve Ditko, who worshiped that dime store fascist Ayn Rand to the point that one of his characters is famous for going off on objectivist rants in the middle of a comic issue.
Alan Moore has said in multiple instances that his character, Rorschach, is kind of what he imagines to be the logical extension of the kind of characters inspired by Randian values.
Meanwhile, it's also an attempt to depict what a modern democratic society would become in the wake of a group of vigilantes (one with real powers) who take the law into their own hands and essentially disregard the concept of the rule of law "for the greater good". Each one of the characters has to come to grips with what that means and how badly they may or may not have fucked the country up.
Point is, it's pretty cool and it's pretty complex. People are excited justly by the possibility of someone managing to get it right. And I'm excited because if they do it faithfully, it will be the biggest budget an attack on right wing social, military and patriotic values has ever recieved. If it's successful, it'll make conservatives cry.
Anyway, you haven't read it, so I URGE you to borrow it ASAP (And ignore the art. Sadly, while the writing was 20 years ahead of it's time, the art was firmly rooted in shitty 80s conventions. Sorry Dave Gibbons, but it's true.)
Word.
"The World will call on Zach to save them, and he will whisper, 'no'..."
Whats with the whole "most celebrated graphic novel ever!!!" bussiness? The first time I ever heard about this thing was when I saw the traler.
Just because you'd never heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't have a history, Caliking. This thing has been around a while, and most people who read it agree that it's incredible. Turns out some pretty famous publications agree.
"Watchmen was the only graphic novel to appear on Time's 2005 list of "the 100 best English-language novels from 1923 to the present.
In 2008, Entertainment Weekly placed it at number 13 on its list of the best 50 novels printed in the last 25 years, describing it as "The greatest superhero story ever told and proof that comics are capable of smart, emotionally resonant narratives worthy of the label literature."
For more:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchmen#Publication_and_reception
Wow, Time *and* entertainment Weekly! It must be awesome!
History or not, this movie looks worse than the third Matrix movie.
Re: caliking01--Really?! I'm not that into comics, and I heard about Watchmen years ago. It's regularly cited as one of the top 10 graphic novels of all time. Also the only graphic novel listed in Time magazine's Top 100 Novels of all time.
And, yes, Zach, the movie looks AMAZING!
This movie does look awful and I hope people go to jail for those illegal and potentially life-threatening billboards.
Lots of comments. The fanboys might want to know that even Watchmen author Alan Moore says the film is terrible and will not support it: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2008/09/alan-moore-on-w.html
Alan Moore says that about any of his comics that get made into movies. He's just a wacky British snob like that, which is why us comic nerds love him.
Now, I'll ignore the fact that he's usually right, though I did kind of like V for Vendetta which was based off his work also.
just because you haven't heard of it, it's crappy?
hipsters, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
not that Kevin Smith is the authority when it comes to movies, he is a comic book nerd/filmmaker loved by many hipsters...but this is what he said:
"“I saw Watchmen. It’s fucking astounding. The Non-Disclosure Agreement I signed prevents me from saying much, but I can spout the following with complete joygasmic enthusiasm: Snyder and Co. have pulled it off. Remember that feeling of watching Sin City on the big screen and being blown away by what a faithful translation of the source material it was, in terms of both content and visuals? Triple that, and you’ll come close to watching Watchmen. Even Alan Moore might be surprised at how close the movie is to the book. March can’t come soon enough.”"
honestly i'm not a graphic novel enthusiast but i was floored after I read this. it is truly a great piece of work. the movie is very accurate
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/22/watchmen-comic-book-to-movie-comparison-video/
not the best one but oh well.
I don't think I've ever seen a comment troll write a headline, but it looks like you got what you were looking for.
Zach, you comment slut!
But seriously, is there any evidence that this billboard is a safety hazard or was installed illegally? Just because it's a blight, and a nearby graphic was deemed unsafe and illegal doesn't make it so...
The billboard was installed over the weekend, therefore it is illegal because the moratorium is still in effect and I believe this is not one of the buildings under the "okay" list. Fire Department says they are a safety hazard.
you sir stirred up yourself a storm.