There's No Free Lunch, but Today at Denny's There's Free Breakfast!

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Today Denny's Restaurants all across America are offering free Grand Slam breakfasts between 6am and 2pm. The only two nonparticipating restaurants are in Baker, CA and Las Cruces NM - spoilsports! Nelson Marchioli, President and CEO of Denny's told the Dallas Morning News that Denny's hopes to recover the market share they have lost, and called 2009 is “the year of the Grand Slam,”

Search your local Denny's today as they usher in a new era of socialism. Now we just need health care to catch up. Free bacon for the workers of America! Pancakes for the people!