DVD Tuesday: Porno!

Seth Rogen is definitely a grow-er and not a show-er. | Photo courtesy of The Weinstein Company

In more able hands, Zack and Miri Make A Porno could have been a funny and insightful movie about sexual commerce, exhibitionism, friendship, financial desperation, etc. With Kevin Smith writing and directing, though, it was a shallow, dirty joke that had a scene where a guy was shit on by a constipated whore. I laughed a few times overall, but isn't it time Kevin just went away? If you want to see an infinitely superior movie, check out Nick and Norah's Infinite Playist. Michael Cera is as close to a guarantee as we have right now. Had Bottle Shock just stayed with Rickman it would have been better than merely mediocre.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Madagascar - Escape 2 Africa
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Bottle Shock
The Secret Life of Bees
Rent: Filmed Live on Broadway
Space Buddies
Inside Moves
Natalie Wood Collection
TCM Greatest Classic Films Collection: Romantic Comedies

Some motherfucka 'bout to get killed! | Photo courtesy of Peace Arch Home Entertainment

I'm sure that Killer Movie sucks, but anything starring the lovely Leighton Meester must be fully supported lest producers realize she's not really that great an actress! Something tells me I wouldn't want to get into a knife fight with Gary Sinise. Look out, Iraqis! I'm glad that Thick Booty Strippers #2 is finally coming to DVD because the original Thick Booty Strippers left so many unanswered plot threads. Okay, let me get this straight: a middle-aged Barbra Streisand is going to portray a young boy going to Yeshiva. Who again wants to see the DIRECTOR'S CUT of this awful movie? I mean, other than die-hard Streisand fans?

Killer Movie
On the Road in Iraq With Our Troops and Gary Sinise
Our Man in Havana
Brainstorm
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Jillian Michaels: Banish Fat, Boost Metabolism
Krav Maga Personal Protection: The Israeli Method of Close-Quarters Fighting Combat
Sigma Die
Thick Booty Strippers #2
Yentl