Weekend Movie Guide: Buy Advance Tickets!

Okay, wait! Rosalie should have been so much hotter! Alice is perfect. | Photo courtesy of Summit Entertainment

No one is really sure what's going to happen at the box office with Twilight this weekend. My personal take is that it will radically over-perform the early guesses of ~$45M. America, never underestimate the desire and resolve of teenage girls. Didn't you learn anything from Titanic?! Bolt is worth seeing just to hear the grating but hilarious voice of Susie Essman. The addition of Miley Cyrus to the cast, however, is pure Hollywood marketing evil! I Can't Think Straight = forbidden and hot Middle Eastern lesbianism.

Tickets, Showtimes, Reviews & Previews after the jump!