Halos Suffer from Premature Evacuation

The Angels have been dating a mysterious figure known as World Champion off and on over the last 5 years or so. It hasn't reached the serious level yet, but they've flirted with the possibility of going all the way. There's always been competition, because quite honestly, World Champion is a slut. She's always willing to go with whoever is offering the most bang at the time. This year she's had her eye on Ray from Tampa. He pulled a Ronald Miller and went from totally geek to totally chic this season. They even went out and bought her expensive gifts, like a new center fielder and first baseman.

Angels: I have something for you.

WC: What is it?

Angels: Open it.

WC: OH MY GOD! It's a Texiera!! I've wanted one of these for so long! Does this mean, I mean I don't want to rush things, but does this mean your're serious?

Angels: I'm ready to ride this all the way to the end with you, baby.

So the courtship got serious in the late summer. Everyone was talking about engagement, especially since her long time ex-lover in New York was out of the picture. The timing was right, and the Angels felt it was now time to consummate this relationship. World Champion had been committed since early September, so why not?