LAist: Maynard James Keenan's Latest Release: Wine

LASnark

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:34:04 -0800

Hi Stara.

stara

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:17:07 -0800

@LASnark Where have you been? Since rock n roll, backstage passes and debauchery have been in existence- there have been groupies and their purpose. It's funny that you are amazed by this. It's even funnier that you expected to get backstage. Seems like you need a little more than "aggro rock", lol Get with it and reference any glam band from the 80's that had better hair and makeup than your girlfriend to fully understand what happens backstage at shows.

LASnark

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:27:16 -0800

nice

LASnark

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:09:27 -0800

My friend had free tickets and backstage passes for Tool up in Manchester, New Hampshire. I went, why not.. I'm a guy, I need aggro rock time like any other dude. We get there, it's ok.. Maynard doesn't move around too much, just stays on this little pedestal behind the guitarist the wiggles around a little. Then after the show they tell everyone that's stayed to go sit in the back section if they have backstage passes. My friend and I follow a crowd, which at the time we did not realize was full of only women, and the guy stopped us and said "Guys I don't think you have the same passes as the rest of this group." Turns out those were "blowjob passes" and the girls were told to line up against a wall backstage and Maynard would come out and pick which one he want to be serviced by. After, or maybe before this Maynard walked into the other backstage area where I stood with the rest of the guys, and kinda gave me this weird look like "who's the hell are you?" He was holding a glass of wine. After he left the room my friend and I went over to the band's cooler and took two beers and went home. The point of my story is I'll drink his beer but I'm not touching that wine.

EricLee31

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:20:40 -0800

the Whole Foods calendar... http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/venice/storecalendar.php Says he's in Venice on Thursday. Can anyone comfirm which day it really is?

BartlettPears

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:24:59 -0800

Hello.....stoners.

Carrie Meathrell

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:55:15 -0800

Maynard!!!!!