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<title>WestsideBunney</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:45:06 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Screw it.

I love LAist just for this kind of conversations.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>WestsideBunney</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:44:41 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;&gt;

(Third time&apos;s a charm?)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>WestsideBunney</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:43:23 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;It should have read:

&quot;I 

Next time I&apos;ll actually use the preview screen.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>WestsideBunney</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:42:31 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>hc</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:07:02 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I just love your use of the word &quot;jesustastic.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>jrb</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:26:03 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I just love the way all the right wing wankers are just gushing over Palin&apos;s speech the other night. 

Wow! 
She can read a telepromter! 
I&apos;m so impressed by her speechwriters! &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Johnny</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:06:08 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Scotyosh see post #31.  It explains it all.  Troll and you get post #32.  I think it&apos;s pretty clear.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>scotyosh</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:54:02 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;OMG!  Nice to meet you Ugly American.

Peace &amp; Freedom here friend...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>The Ugly American</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:46:20 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Hope and Change™ Scoty. Tolerance and Diversity™ 

Unless you&apos;re a conservative, of course.

No matter that you&apos;re a fellow Angeleno who lives, works and pays taxes like everyone else on this site...your &quot;conservative troll&quot; opinion means nothing.

They should just change the name to LALeftists and be done with it.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>scotyosh</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:57:07 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Wow.  

You all put yourself out in public and invite (and indeed encourage) people to comment?

Weak...
&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Ross A. Lincoln</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:51:26 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Opinions are like assholes. They vote for republicans.

BURN. Yeah take that scotyosh.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Carrie Meathrell</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:48:20 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;OK DUDES (tornadoes28 &amp; scotyosh in particular): 

None of you conservative trolls seem to be getting the picture here. Let me &apos;splain. 

1) LAisters don&apos;t get paid. 

2) We address national news from time to time. Why? Because most of our readers care about national news. Done. Sorry. Not going to change. 

3) Yes, we are a fairly liberal group of writers, but that doesn&apos;t mean that Ross&apos;s opinion reflects on the editor or the general staff. (I can&apos;t believe I&apos;m having to EXPLAIN things like this.)

Don&apos;t like it? Don&apos;t read it! Or if you do want to read it, then give me an argument that uses REASON, LOGIC, and a CALM PRESENTATION OF THE FACTS. (And yes, yes I know Ross is being mouthy and obnoxious right now in the comments, but at least he&apos;s FUNNY.)

Holy jesus mother of mary christ in a bucket, you really are a bunch of babies. 

p.s. and NO we are not changing our photo gallery format, sorry, Gothamist&apos;s policy and not LAist&apos;s, get a better computer if you&apos;re so over it. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>jrb</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:42:23 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Opinions are like assholes scotyosh. Everybody has one.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>scotyosh</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:15:39 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;A well crafted piece for a targeted demographic.  Bravo...

Ross, I hope some of those Dov Charney advertising dollars have made it down into your pockets.  Your pompous assed, turd-plate politics that you and your editor bring here are worth their weight in gold.

Not sure why this is in a &quot;news&quot; section.  Looks like alot of opinionated rhetoric to me.  Create an &quot;opinion&quot; link and move this shit into that.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Ross A. Lincoln</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:49:39 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;tornadoes28, can you elaborate?

I&apos;m guessing you mean that since she&apos;s not from LA. This isn&apos;t relevant to LAist&apos;s readership? 

I suppose that&apos;s true, since LA residents aren&apos;t eligible to vote in presidential elections. 

If I&apos;ve misunderstood you, I apologize. please clarify.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>tornadoes28</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:30:21 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;She&apos;s from Alaska, not LA.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:09:10 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;After watching Sarah Palin&apos;s acceptance speech, I have to say, this woman scares the hell out of me.
To say she gave a great speech is an understatement. I&apos;m not saying what she said was great, but how she stood up there, confident as all hell and made all those Republican sheep stand and cheer. Marrying high school sweetheart, boy going to Iraq, baby with Down Syndrome...etc. The women were crying, the men were cheering and afterwards, interviewing the crowd, they all claimed &quot;she&apos;s just like us&quot;. OMG, please make her go away!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Ross A. Lincoln</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:24:44 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I notice the wingnuts are flinging taunts that wouldn&apos;t pass muster in the second grade, but not one of them are actually bothering to address the specific charges and disturbing information. Interesting how that always seems to happen.

So what&apos;s it going to be guys? Do you have actual testacles (or ovaries)? Are you willing to actually discuss the matter at hand? Or are you just the same bunch of screaming little pussies who have whined and cried and sobbed threw temper tanrums about the mean ol&apos; liberals since 1993?

I&apos;m going to guess you&apos;ll all continue to act like whiny little babies. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>jrb</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:15:08 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt; &quot;...every one knows that only Republicans are capable of making vicious, misogynistic, ad hominem attacks.&quot;

If anything Palin is a case study in the sucess of systematic misogyny. She&apos;s a perfect model of the classic fundamentalist Christian baby making machine risen to a position of power as an example to other women that if they know their place in this male dominated society, they might someday be rewarded like she has been. Notice that she&apos;s already started her 17 year old daughter down the same path. Look how the bible thumping religious right are just eating it up and showering her with admiration. 
&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>BRATMix</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:27:35 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Remember, this person has the possibility of being a heartbeat away from being the next U.S. President, and with McCain&apos;s age, he doesn&apos;t look to have a lot of beats left.

Why do I envision the bible thumping middle Americans voting her in?

Ugh.

I feel a long rant coming. Time to fire up the blog page...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>milquetoast</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:09:39 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Hey, dicklips? You posted your misinformed rant too, too soon! This chick just knocked O&apos;bama&apos;s presidency off the oven- nevermind relegating it to the backburner! Her and McCain now make the others almost irrelevent. Look at them! Greasy, smiling Biden admiring his mealticket and O&apos;Bama struggling, as always, to get through a question without a teleprompter, sounding like a yelping seal! Parse those yelps, pretender! They&apos;re the ones who look dusty and old now! A third grader trying to get into Harvard. Palin&apos;s a rock star, a bonafide Republican rock star! Drop out, Barrack- AND MOVE OVER BILL! There&apos;s a new chick in town and she&apos;s more of a man than most men in the lower 48! SHE KILLS HER LUNCH! And she&apos;s coming for you, penisunian! Any so-called liberal feminists out there who reject her will loose my respect permanently! You&apos;ll be revealed for the hypocrites you are.... NEXT!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>The Ugly American</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:09:31 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Oh pshaw, Kev.

Stop wallowing in your moral sewer and pull yourself up to the wonderful world of Daily Kos SubhumanLand -- where rumor, innuendo and hate-filled rhetoric is the order of the day.

After all, every one knows that only Republicans are capable of making vicious, misogynistic, ad hominem attacks.

Democrats NEVER engage in that sort of malicious character assassination.

Hope and change, Kev. Hope and change!
&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:27:34 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Reading stuff like this really gives one the sense that Obamatons are scared...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:13:45 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;jrb: Seems two right wing pundits are disparaging the Palin choice.

Shame on them. They should blame the press...like they always do. 

sithadra: Here&apos;s the important question. Does she have a rectangular lump at her back under her blouse?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:00:17 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Albatross, Albatross please calm down. You&apos;re definitely not doing it right because I didn&apos;t feel a thing.

Try harder and don&apos;t concentrate so much on your own needs next time.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Albatross</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:36:03 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Wow, I didn&apos;t realize this had turned into the Daily Kos.

BUSH LIED PEOPLE DIED!!!!11!!!!  OMG RETHUGLICANS!!1!

am i doing it rite guys?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>lost feliz</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:18:11 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;A friend of mine used to sleep with a GOP pundit (she was hot).  He said it was very very dirty.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:50:06 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;^^^Correction^^^

Palin has 5 kids, I don&apos;t expect her twat to be as tight.

But still, I&apos;d totally tap that...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:48:02 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Palin is s attractive and dumb, just like all the other conservative, tight-twat, white, female anchors on FOX news. It doesn&apos;t matter what they say, because when they talk all I can think about is BANGING the SHIT out of them.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:12:35 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Is anyone listening to Sarah Palin&apos;s VP acceptance speech right now?

I&apos;ve been trying to listen while I multitask, but I&apos;m having a hard time following her.

She has a problem with intonation*. She puts emphasis on the wrong words in a sentence, so it&apos;s difficult to tell whether or not she is making a statement, asking a question, issuing a command, etc. (e.g. &quot;He found it on the street?&quot;
vs. &quot;He found it on the street.&quot;)

Maybe she hasn&apos;t had time to practice her speech.  It&apos;s very confusing listening to her speak.

Or, maybe since her husband is either Native Yu’pik, or Inuit, perhaps that&apos;s affected her dialect.

Giuliani gave a great speech.  While I don&apos;t necessarily agree with the content, he was clear and concise.  Too bad he wasn&apos;t selected as VP, but I guess those 3 marriages ruled him out.


* = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intonation_(linguistics)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:29:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Hey TUA, your comment needs a bit of a tune up. I can&apos;t quite figure out what you mean. The Handmaid&apos;s Tale? + LMAO indicates that you get the joke. But &quot;you stay classy&quot; is, on the internets, generally put to ironic use. It&apos;s possible that you really do think that Democrats should stay classy however. 

Please clarify! And thanks!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:10:15 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;The Handmaid&apos;s Tale?

LMAO.

You stay classy, Democrats.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:36:06 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;The ignorance of the moral majority was comedic for a while, but 8 years and a shit economy later, the humor is lost.  I can&apos;t fathom a loss at this point, but then again that&apos;s what I said 4 years ago.  Thank god I&apos;m bilingual, b/c if the unthinkable happens, I&apos;m giving up on the US.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:35:20 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I just have to share the latest Borowitz Report...

Levi Johnston’s Convention Diary
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Dear Dude,

There is some seriously WEIRD FUCKIN SHIT goin on up in here!!!

So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille.  I am totally goin to give him a righteous beat-down and then I see it&apos;s that John McCain dude from TV who&apos;s always approvin his fuckin message.

So I give him this look like, &quot;Don&apos;t get in my face or I will SERIOUSLY fuck you up,&quot; and dude looks back at me like, &quot;I&apos;ve ate Viet Cong bigger than you for breakfast.&quot;  So I like totally back off.  Dude, if I&apos;m gonna get fucked up no way am I gonna get fucked up by someone older than Larry King.

Things go from weird to fuckin WEIRD AS ALL SHIT as I get like the totally evil eye from Bristol&apos;s old man Todd who looks like he wants to shove an oil pipeline up my fuckin ass.  Shit, I said I&apos;d marry her, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude???  Back off or I&apos;ll fuck you up.

So I TOTALLY try to stay out of the way of Bristol&apos;s mom, who looks like she&apos;s gonna go medieval on my ass, like do me way worse than that trooper she got canned.  For a minute I feel like I am TOTALLY GOING TO SHIT MYSELF, but than I think of thoughts to calm me down, like that time in middle school when I fucked that guy up who tried to fuck with me.

Dude, the one thing I don&apos;t like understand at all is why Bristol&apos;s mom even WANTS to be fuckin vice-president and all.  Right now, being Governor of Alaska and shit, she could totally invade Russia if she wanted to.  It&apos;s that fuckin close.

With all this crazy shit going on I didn&apos;t even like get a chance to talk to Bristol.  I wanted to ask her how her summer was, shit like that, but every time I opened my mouth that McCain dude gave me another look like, &quot;You say word one and I will rearrange your fuckin face you fuckin piece of hockey shit.&quot;  So I don&apos;t say a fuckin thing.

Gotta go now.  One thing&apos;s for sure, dude - when this week is over I am totally getting wasted!!!!!

Peace out,

L to the J&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:08:35 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Oh yeah! Peggy has a mirty douth on her to. Political BS indeed.

Despite the depressing nature of the whole thing, I&apos;m somewhat happy that there&apos;s so much broad comedy in this. I was hoping for a McCain Lieberman ticket just for the laffs but this, this is almost too much to bear.

NOTE: this opinion only valid if McCain loses.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:58:38 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;This just in from The Huffington Post...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/03/peggy-noonan-mike-murphy_n_123647.html

Seems two right wing pundits are disparaging the Palin choice.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:52:54 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Palin&apos;s daughter&apos;s pregnancy is a private family matter and her children shouldn&apos;t be exploited for political gain - except of course when Palin wants to remind us a million times that her son is about to be deployed to Iraq.

Which is precisely why the hard nosed right wing should stay out of deciding on private matters like a woman&apos;s right to choose, people&apos;s religious beliefs (or lack there of) and marriage.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:35:25 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;If it loses steam, it&apos;s because of the increasing depression that sets in.

Seriously, I second that shudder. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:28:56 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;The article loses steam towards the end, but it was an entertaining read.  Less entertaining when one stops to realize that this looney could be the president. *shudder*&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:27:36 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Palin&apos;s daughter&apos;s pregnancy is a private family matter and her children shouldn&apos;t be exploited for political gain - except of course when Palin wants to remind us a million times that her son is about to be deployed to Iraq.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:25:12 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Good stuff Ross!!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:10:49 -0800</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Ross, you are a damn fine writer. Music or politics, I am always entertained by your posts. I&apos;m sure there is plenty to debate from the other side of the aisle and I would love to see it here.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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