Los Angeles Attacked by Giant Locusts!!!

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Call out the National Guard! Swarms of unidentified insects are on the attack! Well, maybe two. But they're really, really big.

The other night I was sitting here in Burbank typing at the computer when I heard the cat walk across some newspaper. The only problem was that the cat was sitting in front of me. What on earth could be so big that I could hear it moving? Later that same night I heard some frightening winged behemoth thumping around in the lampshade. When I returned with a weapon and sleepy husband in tow, I saw the 4-inch long outline of something that could have been a long beetle. It was hastily dispatched while I stayed locked in the bathroom.

Yesterday as I walked to my car, a lizard jumped across my path and stuck itself to the wall 5 feet high. I moved closer to check it out, and it was no lizard, it was a big-eyed, fanged, winged beast at least 4 inches long. I have never seen a grasshopper or anything that big. It was a mottled tan and brown. After hearing a report of a similar monster in Highland park from ace reporter Ross A Lincoln, it was time to take immediate action! So I picked up my cell phone.

The Natural History Museum was unable to help without a picture. Again and again, entymologists have asked me why I didn't take a picture of it. Because it would have turned out all blurry with me running so fast, that's why!

No one I called reported unusual locust sightings/attacks. There seems to have been no unusual weather or activity. No strange droughts, no bird extinctions, nothing to account for the sudden appearance of these monsters. One person tried to reassure me by suggesting that it was the same locust. I said, "He must really like me then." UC Riverside's receptionist in the Entymology Department could not help me out either, but she was excited to send me directions for how to mail one to them if I saw it again.

Please pack specimens as follows: Pack insects in a plastic bag inside a small box or other container to protect from smashing. Insects may be placed in a sealed container in the freezer overnight to kill. Small, soft bodied insects or caterpillars can be placed in a small watertight container with 70% rubbing alcohol. Pack container inside a plastic bag before transporting.

I said, "I wouldn't want to kill it." She replied cheerfully, "Oh, you'd be surprised how often we open up the envelopes and they're still alive!" Who has the world's worst receptionist job ever?

The Xerxes Society spent an inordinate amount of time on the phone with me and were extremely patient. We ruled out katydids since its wings were flat and close to the body. It was definitely too big to be a cricket, and its legs weren't that pronounced (and I am not that chicken). It was not a cicada because it did not have moth-like clear wings. It was most likely a locust, but they couldn't say for sure without a picture. It is definitely of the class Orthoptera, and I should look for them among plants.

Our friend Joel V.L. Cordeiro, Visitor Services Coordinator at the Franklin Canyon Nature Center brought up the possibility of a praying mantis. I thought they were all green, but a search has shown large brown mantises that put them within the realm of possibility. I am still waiting for a return call from Stanley Pest Control.

It looks most like the Gregoriuos in Wikipedia, but apparently that one is not native to LA. The Flickr photo above is the closest I can get. Although the one I saw was more tan, less yellow. The next time one jumps out at me, I am not sure if I will run for my camera or not, but I promise you I will run.

Stay tuned for updates on the Los Angeles River turning to blood.

Photo by Freebird4 via Flickr

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I found one of these in my back yard, I'm in Highland Park. It was dead when I found it. Neat looking creature.

I thought I was crazy the other day when I saw one of these too! Except, the locust was hanging out outside my window screen. I saw it out of the corner of my eye when I woke up and took a second look once I realized how big this thing was..

How big were yours? If you saved them, the receptionist at UC Riverside really wants them!

i'm in burbank too and just saw a somewhat flattened one of these on the sidewalk out in front of my place a couple of days ago.

i would not have been able to handle seeing one INSIDE though. *shudder*

I'm in Highland Park and haven't seen any of these there yet (though apparently we have a raccoon and possum infestation), but I got attacked by two of these suckers at Lake Balboa Park the other day! Both dive-bombed onto my jeans and wouldn't shake off - it took a good smack to detach them.

Ewww! It's like the plagues from Passover come to life. So gross!

Eek, this reminds me of the giant bug my boyfriend's roommate found in his laundry basket the other day, in Santa Monica. It was like half bee, half ant and probably 3 inches long.

My Friend E. found one in her house recently - apparently it was just huge and omninous, almost as though it'd been practicing being mean. Just kind of hanging out, loitering if you will, on her living room wall, glaring at her.

Let's hope they're not the result of an insane breeding experiment between north american grasshoppers and African grasshoppers.

Half Bee/Half Ant?!?

I think I've found out what it is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:First_Episode_Aunt_Bee_10101.JPG

Oh just by the description I know she means a potato bug. the first time I found one was in the washing machine and I thought it was made out of rubber.

I screamed and my mom thought I was being melodramatic. Then she saw it and screamed. Then my dad was like, "Oh Christ, women!" But when he saw it he shouted, "What in the holy name of God IS that?????"

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"Ewww! It's like the plagues from Passover come to life."

It's Gawd smitin' us fer lettin' them gay folks be a-marryin'!

huh. and here I was thinking that this year we had exceptionally few grasshoppers.

I live in Temple City (between Pasadena & Arcadia) and we normally have tons of grasshoppers all summer. A real pain. But this year we've had a lot less ... we only have to squish a few each week (as opposed to a few each day in other years)

I don't know whether it's a result of our aggressive attempts to squash them in the last two years, or whether it's this year's weird weather, or what.

Yeah, Tim, you are making squishing a form of natural selection, thus breeding SUPERgrasshoppers!!!!

Schimonie, did it look like this? (not for the faint of heart)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7787191@N04/2503601500/

Ross: GROAN

Ah, I remember the summer of Cicadas when I was a kid outside of Chicago. Cicadas everywhere you stepped. crunch, crunch, crunch.

It sounded like there were waves outside, but it wasn't water, it was buzzin'.

Looks to me like the guy in the pic is turning and waving.

I see that too saltmine.
Elise, I hope you don't have to hide in the bathroom again!
Great article!
Shouldn't this be on Digg?
The title of the article screams click here!

I've seen it too, it was definitely not a potato bug and definitely not a cicada (I run screaming from cicadas....disgusting, worthless creatures). It looked like a giant grasshopper so I guess that's why I wasn't too worried. Maybe I should be?

Update: I spoke to a gardener friend and he insists grasshoppers can get that big, which was a surprise to me. I would feel a litle chagrined to be that afraid of a grasshopper. Then I read Wiki on grasshoppers a little closer:

"Species that change colour and behaviour at high population densities are called locusts."

Locusts ARE grasshoppers! Soylent Green is PEOPLE! Locusts sounds way scarier. I'm going to stay with that.

I think the guy in the photo is raising an arm to attack. Bah! Photographers! Damned paparazzi!

Zach: Your story is going to give me nightmares.

don't worry Elise, the cicadas only come like that every 17 years.

hmmm, I think I read something about that guy and his mates once....I must have that book some where around here. Yes, Even Me!

Ah, here it is.

"The Sounding of the Fifth Trumpet
Revelation 8:13-9:12

As I watched, I heard an eagle that was flying in midair call out in a loud voice" "Woe! Woe! Woe to the inhabitants of the earth, because of the trumpet blasts about to be sounded by the other three angels. The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss. When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and the sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. And out of the smoke locusts came down upon the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God upon their foreheads. They were not given power to kill them, but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes a man. During those days, men will seek death, but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them. The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. Their hair was like women's hair, and their teeth were like lion's teeth. They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. They had tails and stings like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months. They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in Greek Apollyon. The first woe is past; two other woes are yet to come."

Well, the world is coming to an end after all!

So I have 5 more months of this?

Well, that explains the little teensy crown on its head.

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