July 16, 2008
Andy Dick Busted for Groping Teen in Riverside County
Funny guy Andy Dick was arrested on drug and sexual battery charges around 2 a.m. today in a Murrieta (Riverside County) parking lot after allegedly groping the breasts of a 17-year-old girl. After Dick pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (according to the victim and witnesses) in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot, police arrested him in the lot of a nearby Sam's Club. Drugs charges were tacked on after police found some weed and a Xanax in his Dick's pants pocket. The waaaasted Dick (mugshot at right) was released on $5,000 bail.



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at least he looks good in orange, but i wonder if jumpsuits flatter him
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Stars, they're just like us!
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(r)andy dick
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They're gonna love him in prison.
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Why was he grabbing girl's top? Did he think it would look better on him?
And, what the hell was he doing in Murietta?
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"And, what the hell was he doing in Murietta?"
All of So Cal's pervs are in the OC. That's Republican country. Wanna know why Pubies are always trying to pass laws that are repressive?
They think everyone is like them.
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Yet he still has more class than Lindsey Lohan....
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what a nasty perv... he actually showed up at a high school party in the sfv not too long ago. he was drunk, obviously
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This guy obviously needs help. Big time!!!!
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"They're gonna love him in prison."
Actually, the best defense against dangerous people seems to be acting totally crazy, so he might do OK.