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To Live and Have No Sex in LA
You’d think it’d be easy for an attractive twenty something girl to get laid in Los Angeles, but it seems as though that might not be the case. As of late, it’s been difficult for me to get busy with anyone and I’m starting to believe it’s going to be this way for a while.
It can be gathered from past posts that I like having sex a lot, but I’m pretty sure that most of Los Angeles feels the same way too. I want to have it all the time. Unfortunately, unless you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, you just don’t receive steady, consistent sex. So what’s left for the rest of us to do? How are we supposed to get some?
Sure, you can masturbate in the meantime of getting the real thing, but for me, that time has gotten longer and longer and frankly I’m not satisfied. Ultimately, a dildo isn’t a dick. I don’t want a vibrating machine in me. I want a hot man on top of me and all the great things that follow after that.
So the next step would be to find someone to have sex with. I’m not a sleazy whore, at least I try not to be, so I’ve tried to date people, get to know them first before I actually go in for the kill and get what I want. Alas, these attempts have proved futile, as I’ve been met by the following: a guy that came too quickly (from 1st base no less), a man attempting to cheat on his girlfriend and an at first okay bro but ultimate douche. “Why me,” I ask. Why can’t I meet someone normal and get to the coitus? Clearly, I have an attraction to unavailable men, but I’m not looking for a relationship here. I just want the good old dick in the vagina.
As time has passed, my urge to fuck has grown and now I’m on the edge. I have to get some and very soon. It’s looking like casual, one-night stand sex next is on the agenda although it’s not necessarily what I want. I’d rather do it with a familiar buddy than a random, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
I go to bars probably twice a week with my friends and there are always male prospects there. Sadly, those prospects don’t approach me. They stare from a distance but almost never get the balls to come over and talk to me. You know who does though? Complete assholes that think I’d care to listen to their monologue. This really happens every time. And at some point I need to put the smack down just so they can get away from me. Then, I’m the one that’s called a bitch. No, you’re just a douche and I’m not wasting my time. Maybe if you didn’t talk so much about yourself, we’d actually be having sex right now.
I’ve come around to accepting the fact that if I want a man, I just have to go out and get him. That really bothers me since I truly believe that any decent guy should be doing the chasing, but I can no longer fight it. Next time I see a hot guy I want, I’m going to have to talk to him and make it known that I want him in hopes of finally getting some action. Like everyone else, I’m afraid of getting rejected but that’s just a chance I’m going to have to take. Is this going to work? It fucking better.
Top photo by martinalanotte, bottom photo by Mai Le, both via Flickr