My whole life I have dreamed of a world where we did not need to wear pants. I find them to be uncomfortable and entirely unnecessary and I'd always hoped that we would reach a point when society stood up and said, "screw you, pants!" As I found, ladies and gentlemen, that day is today.
photos by malingering, who was rather upset she was not invited to the no-pants-party




The real question is: What kind of underwear are they wearing under their no-pants dress code.
I don't know how half of those women even bend over without showing us their privates.
If you've got it flaunt it... I guess.
They obviously wont be invited to the Pants Party.
I... LOVE... America. Of course there are severe consequences to showing chones. Like... dirty chones. yikes.
I encountered this new no pants trend on Mother's Day wine tasting out in Temecula. Full on ass cheek hanging out of dress. On a Sunday morning. I wanted to shake the girls and say 'get thee to church' or 'where is your mother? or pants for that matter?'
Ahh.. gotta love ladies who want to look like hookers in the morning.
PA-RAISE THE LA-RUD!!!
THE MINI SKIRT IS BACK!!!!