Hey "Gossip Girl" fans, The CW is pulling the show off of its website because too many of you are choosing to watch it online vs. TV (where its ratings are slumping). So, I get it, restrict the viewing of the content and everything will get better. What do you want to bet that this won't fix the problem?

Tonight

7:00pm The Stepford Wives TCM - (1975) The ORIGINAL and much better version, with the beautiful Paula Prentiss and Katharine Ross - fun fun movie!

8:30pm Doctor Who SCIFI - Geeks unite!

10:00pm Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl COMEDYCENTRAL - She's a highlight of the Comedy Central Roasts and is fantastic on her own.

10:00pm Battlestar Galactica SCIFI - Geeks unite!

11:30pm The Late Show With David Letterman CBS - Amy Poehler promos "Baby Mama", Jason Segel promos "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", Jordan Zevon performs.

Saturday

9:00pm Torchwood BBCA -

9:00pm Trading Spaces: Stay-at-Home Mom vs. Working Mom TLC - Working Mom is going to win because as we all know, stay-at-home Moms just sit around all day eating bon-bons (which is French for "good-goods")

Sunday

1:00pm-??? 4/20 Day Specials G4 - G4 Presents a Special Day of Programming Exploring the Cultural Phenomenon of ‘420’ with Premieres, Specials and Cult Classics. With "Half Baked", "Attack of the Show", "Code Monkeys", etc.

8:00pm Oprah's Big Give ABC - Season Finale.

9:00pm John Adams HBO - Finale. Patriots will weep.

9:00pm Desperate Housewives ABC - Are any of you watching this any more? Is it all drama and no fun now? Is it hollow, dull, and spent? Feedback please.

10:00pm Tracey Ullman's State of the Union SHOWTIME - Ariana Huffington keeps trying to friend me on Facebook and I think it's Tracey's fault.