Am recovering from my NYC trip to see the SNL taping. Monday looks a little slow but I'm sure there's a crapload of Masters' Tournament highlights to watch. I'm sorry if the selection looks a little CBS-heavy but that's what's on. What're you watching on Monday nights? Lemme know.

8-10:00pm The Big Bang Theory/How I Met Your Mother/Two and a Half Men/Rules of Engagement CBS - All new. CBS has a comedy stranglehold on Monday night.

8:00pm Dancing With the Stars ABC - Master the samba or master-something-else. Anyone watching this? It feels like this came out too close to last season.

9:00pm New Amsterdam FOX - Season Finale. Thanks for coming to the end of the season.

9:00pm Dirty Jobs: Dirty Jobs of the Big Apple DISCOVERY - Continuing with my New York theme of the day.

9:15pm Lonely Are the Brave TCM - (1962) This little-known but excellent film is one of it's star Kirk Douglas' favorites - he plays a loner cowboy in modern times. Also starring Gena Rowlands, Walter Matthau, and Carroll O'Connor.

11:30pm The Late Show With David Letterman CBS - Al Pacino (whose skull appears to be pushing through his skin), David Wright

12:35am The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson CBS - The always-provocative John Waters, and object of female celebrity desktop wallpaper by geeks worldwide: Tricia Helfer, Daniel Lanois