Politicians, world leaders, and monied mac daddies - beware. If you like your sex rough, if you like it superfreaky, make sure to keep it in your own home, with partners you trust. Having kinky sex with paid prostitiutes in an uncontrolled place that could be chock full o' hidden cameras is just stupid.

Because the media loves headlines that include the words:

NAZI INSPIRED SEX ORGY

In fact, I can't think of another phrase we love more. I wish we could do more than italicize it. I wish we could make it flash on and off in da-glo colors with spinning lights around it. I wish we could hire extras from The Producers to dance around it doing jazz hands.

Let the story of Formula One boss Max Mosley be a cautionary tale for you all. Last week The News of the World posted a 90 second clip of Mosley playing sex games with five prostitutes. The video was taken down while Mosley, the son of British fascist Sir Oswald Mosley, attempted to get a high court injunction to prevent the clip from being shown.

After Mosley failed to get the injunction, the clip was re-posted Thursday, with bonus footage. Learn from Mosley's mistakes. Kinky nazi S&M is not really that unusual. But doing it in a professional dungeon with professional girls is beyond stupid.

According to one girl interviewed by The News of the World, Mosley set up the video camera himself. Stupid, stupid, stupid. She claims that Mosley planned out the scene. She also talks about how he can't maintain an erection and how the girls have to stifle their laughter at his bad German accent. Talk about embarassing!

Watch the lurid videos here

Not only is he into being humiliated, but he even whips another girl. So Mosley is a switch, hmm, nice. Sexy how they search his hair for lice. Then after viciously whipping each other, they all share a lovely cup of tea. How veddy British. Ze need more of ze cream und ze sugar I think.

Five hours, five girls, and he's 67 years old? No wonder they had to break for tea.

There is no coming back from this. Even attempts to support Mosley sound bad. Everything sounds suggestive now. The following quote is from The Times Online

Last night a friend of Mosley...said it is not in Mosley's nature to give in. In fact, the tighter the corner he finds himself, the more intransigent and pugnacious he will become.

Let’s get a little commentary on it from my good friend and resident nazi-inspired orgy authority, Mistress VonEvil:

"True, the tighter I tie his restraints and the more I twist the nipple clamps, the more intransigent and pugnacious he will become. In fact, every time I have tried to dominate him, he is a very stubborn bottom. Intrasigent and pugnacious. Yes, that’s exactly how I would describe him."

From the same Times Online article:

With an extraordinary meeting of the FIA General Assembly, which Mosley hopes will endorse him, not due to sit for weeks

"They definitely will not be sitting for weeks. Not after the severe spankings I gave them!"

Mosley's critics and even his friends believe that he is likely to find himself in an impossible position

"The paper must be making these jokes on purpose..."

See? These jokes are never going to stop. People love this stuff. After re-posting the video, The News of the World attracted almost 189,000 unique visitors to its website in a single day.

Hmmm...

Nazi-inspired sado-masochistic sex orgy!!!

Nazi-inspired sado-masochistic sex orgy!!!

Nazi-inspired sado-masochistic sex orgy!!!