We have a bit of TV on tonight but it's not much unless you like cooking, which I do. I'm waiting for Thursday and the return of some programming to NBC.

7:00pm Major Dundee TCM - (1965) A classic with Charlton Heston in a memorial marathon of his films today/tonight on TCM.

8:00pm Nova:Cracking the Maya Code PBS/KCET - Goddammit, I feel like this is an excuse for yet another National Treasure sequel.

9:00pm Dancing With the Stars ABC - Someone gets eliminated and Sheryl Crow performs and it's giving me deja vu.

9:00pm Hell's Kitchen FOX - The "chefs" learn how to cut a piece of fish into 6 oz. fillets.

9:00pm Last Restaurant Standing BBCA - The less abusive answer to "Hell's Kitchen", and the contestants seem able to cook.

10:00pm Secret Talents of the Stars CBS - Series Premiere. Maybe they're secret because they're not a talent, and what's the deal with Sulu?

11:30pm The Colber(t) Repor(t) COMEDYCENTRAL - Madeleine Albright guests.

12:35am Late Night With Conan O'Brien NBC - Jarod Miller, David Gregory, John Oliver!!