Whoever makes these things up must have wanted the day off! Have no fear -- fellow LAisters naturally stepped up to the plate with their own suggestions:

Julie Wolfson:
National Your Kid Is Not Perfect Day
National Don't Text While You Drive Day
National Blogging Day
National Ignore Your Students Day
National LA is the Best City in the World Day!

Ross A. Lincoln:
As LAist contributor Osmany once suggested, national Kid & Play appreciate day.

Caroline on Crack:
National Eat Two Cupcakes Day
National Barhopping Day
National Start Your Own Blog Day
(as an ode to Malingering) National Bare Your Midriff Not Matter What Shape You're In Day

Andy Sternberg:
National Punch a Republican Day
Transgalactic Your Mother's a Whore Day
International You're Cute, I'm Drunk, Let's Fuck Day
National Make Yourself Cry Day
National NOT! Day
National Eat Shit and Die in My Arms Tonight Day
National I know You Are But What am I Day
International How You Mean? Day
National Gay As the Day is Straight Day

Adam Rose:
National Rick Roll Day

Carrie "National Try Not To Poop Yourself With Excitement Day" Meathrell:
National Make a Muxtape and Break Their Servers Day
National Get Drunk at Your Desk Day
National I'm Sorry, USC, But The Fact That Jackie Robinson Went To Our School Automatically Makes Us The Best Day
National Andy Sternberg is a Crazyface Day
National Oz Stop Asking Me For Sodas Day
National My Boyfriend is on Vacation For Two Weeks and I Kind of Hate Him For It Day
National Is This Your Homework Larry Day
National Do You Know What Happens Larry Day
National You're Killing Your Father Larry Day

Me:
National Watch Stage Mothers Parade Obnoxious Kids Thru Your Workplace Day

Zach Behrens
National Make Sure whatbadgerseat.com is Still There Day
National "If You Don't Yield To Pedestrians Like You're Supposed To, You Go To Jail" Day
National Mayor Villaraigosa Stops Igorning LA Times' Steve Lopez Day
National iPhone Battery Doesn't Die in 2-Seconds Day
National Vegan Cheese Day
National New Yorkers Who Bitch About Living In LA, Go Away Day
National Fund Public Transportation $50 Billion Day
National "The Big One" Earthquake Splits California Off to Hawaii Day

Photo author 'Showing Flat Stanley the Wild Side Day' at Trader Vic's by Elise Thompson for LAist.