Happy Spring, from Malingering

Spring is here in Los Angeles! To celebrate, I give you a series of Haikus.

cleavage at the pier

boobies are in bloom
jiggling in the fresh spring air
welcome to LA

More poetry after the jump.

muffin top just wanted to breathe, can you blame it?
rolls unimprisoned
worship california sun
muffin tops roll free

butterfly in the sky

fly butterfly fly
flittering through the sea air
caught in a fat roll


no seriously, it could happen

spring, new beginnings
genesis of a new life
the men are with child

photos by malingering

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TOTALLY necessary!!!!

Yes. And fucking hilarious.

awesome. Sometimes spring fever makes you feel a little sick inside.

Eeew I just wished I had my coffee first before seeing this.

I'm going to send this link to everyone on the East Coast that thinks all LAers have sleek tanned muscly bodies with 0% body fat.

We've been far overdue for a Malingering photo essay I must say...........

hibernation ends
as spring blossoms bud and bloom
winter fat survived

Lord, I have seen things.
Pregnant men and butterflies --
I won't sleep tonight.

time to get in shape
or wear more concealing threads
Mal's got cam, play ball!

Awesome! Can we have at least one post weekly involving haiku?

oh man this post just gave me boners

Oh, I'm so bumm'd out:
where have all the tramp stamps gone?
Are they now passe?

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