LAist: Oh, You Crazy Craigslist Sex Posts: The USC Grad, Now Producer, Not Getting Any

Agata

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:11:22 -0800

I know many girls complaining that they are feed up with fake producers hooking up them at disco... =) "Hi!I'm a producer, shall we dance?" signature: "I think adult toys are better than logic, but I can't prove it."

Johnny

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:19:34 -0800

Great piece of fiction. He should think about writing an autobiography and making millions that way since the "producing" gig doesn't seem to be working. That way at least he'll have money to buy his sex life.

pagayle

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:54:47 -0800

There is a New York based blogger called "Cajun Boy" who is notorious for posting outrageous ads and then publishing them with responses. This reads like his handywork if only for the all small case writing. Here's a couple of his gags that got some press coverage, http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com/2007/12/my-holiday-gift-to-you-fancy-being.html http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com/2007/09/i-will-blow-someone-for-genesis-tickets.html

jrb

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:00:53 -0800

Maybe he's just ugly.

Adam Rose

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:54:12 -0800

No surprise here, and I would bet it's real. In the Hollywood singles scene, "producer" is code for "I haven't done anything with my life, but I want to sleep with you." Plain and simple. "Producer" only works when they spend mommy and daddy's money on $16 drinks for some random girl with low self esteem. If they had accomplished something in the biz, they would say details like, "I just got done producing Project Runway and now I'm developing a new series for NBC-Universal." Or if they don't want to be specific, they would avoid bragging about being a "producer" in the first place.

PinLA

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:53:00 -0800

Writing abilities - Fare share - you mean, we split the cab bill?

jamesey

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:46:06 -0800

you actually need money to go along with the producer tag

Hindinwood

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:33:53 -0800

Yeah, there's no way this is real. Not that people don't actually think like this, but it is just too self-aware for someone to actually sit down and write it all out...

G Pro

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:50:49 -0800

As often as some people choose to use Craigslist as a catharsis for what afflicts them, there are a fare share in this town who also use it to anonymously extoll their writing abilities. Ya dig?

Lindsay William-Ross

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:24:37 -0800

maybe because right under "producer" on your business card it says "douchebag."

manmademound

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:00:58 -0800

Maybe because people don't give a shit if you're a producer! I think that angel is slightly tired by now. Maybe try, "Who me? Oh, I'm a class 3 yoga instructor."