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February 26, 2008
Midnight Movie: McCain to Win Election According to Voting Machine Co.
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
The electronic voting machine company, Diebold, has accidently leaked the results of the 2008 Election. Still, the company and the country will go on with the election to please the people. "This country is based on the fantasy that the government is the voice of the people," one Diebold representative said.
Related on LAist (and in reality)
-- Secretary of State Debra Bowen Checks Out NH Voting Machines
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only the onion...
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classic: "if you can't trust your shadowy overlords to keep it secret... what is the point..."
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Good Onion piece!
(and in realityland);
Debra Bowen is doing an excellent job as Secrtary of State. Despite the howling, pissing, and moaning from certain rightwingers, and the resignation of at least one registrar, Bowen is doing exactly what she promised to do.
Namely cleaning up Bruce McPhereson's mess.
Imagine that! An elected official who actually keeps a promise!
Now if we can just get them to count every vote like they're supposed to do.