Midnight Movie: McCain to Win Election According to Voting Machine Co.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

The electronic voting machine company, Diebold, has accidently leaked the results of the 2008 Election. Still, the company and the country will go on with the election to please the people. "This country is based on the fantasy that the government is the voice of the people," one Diebold representative said.

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