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February 20, 2008

Why Does Everyone Hate Hipsters Assholes?

It's German It means THEE hipster scumThe main theme of the seminal grunge documentary Hype! is how something that by its very nature was anti-commercial became commercialized.

One thing that particularly struck me about Hype! was the grunge scene's intense resentment against the greater culture for appropriating the look and style elements of their subculture. Anti-fashion became the fashion. It lost all meaning. It fell victim to something I call the “Punk Rock Quincy” phenomenon.

That feeling of resentment strikes a chord with me, because I notice that people who came of age in the 70s and 80s punk rock movement seem to universally hate “hipsters”. And that sentiment seems to be seeping into the general zeitgeist.

By "hipsters" I am not referring to the radical college kids, the animal rights activists or the anarchists in their mohawks and Black Flag shirts. Because whatever it is, at least they stand for something.

And I'm not talking about everyone who lives on the Eastside and shops at Wacko and eats Yuca tacos. Those tacos are good, and people have to buy their hot rod and bondage literature somewhere.

Hipsters are the ones walking around Los Feliz and Silver Lake with two-toned pink and black hair. The ones wearing expensive “alternative” fashion. Hipsters go to the latest, coolest, hippest bar. They listen to the latest, coolest, hippest band. But they don’t seem to subscribe to any particular philosophy or to have an allegiance to any particular genre of music. Whatever it is, as long as it is the latest and the coolest and the hippest, they have to have it. They are like soldiers of fortune of style.

I look at the hipsters, and I think, “Well, I like that haircut. I like those pants. I like Coop’s devil girl and Bettie Page and and tikis and tattooes. I like Eames chairs and Millie’s omelettes and funny blue-tinted drinks.” So why do I resent these people for liking them?

My friend Janet says that one reason it pisses her off is because that look used to be a code. It meant something. If you saw someone walking down the street dressed the same way you were, with the same haircut you had, you immediately knew that they listened to the same records that you did.

Now that look has become generic and meaningless. People with blue hair listen to top 40. People spend hundreds of dollars trying to look like they shop at the thrift store. They have appropriated the style, yet discarded everything that the style stood for. Another friend, John, complains about the younger generation taking over his neighborhood while ripping off a lifestyle they don't really understand, "...I should be glad that I still have the opportunity to chase them off my yard to keep them from stealing my teeth or something. Not that they'd know how to fucking bite anything with them".

I guess what it comes down to is that once upon a time, we had really good cake. It was good and it was good for you. We were waging a war agains Reaganomics, nuclear weapons and the Star Wars defense system. We had a solid left-wing agenda. We had seen the scars of Viet Nam and learned from them. We were picking up the mantle that the hippies dropped when they all bought yuppie “Beamers” and became "the man".

We had the Minutemen. We had the Descendents. The Ramones were all still alive. The fashion was fun, and goofy, and like bandannas in our back pockets, it let us know who each other were. It helped us find each other in a hostile society.

It was fucking cake, and the blue hair and the cartoonish clothes were just icing on the cake.

I think the reason people hate the hipsters so much is that they only have the icing. And who wants to just sit down to a big bowl of icing? It makes your teeth hurt.


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The 'hostility' the greater public has towards hipsters stems from the disdain hipsters exhibit towards the rest of us.

Cultural snobbery is annoying.

 

Good point. The other day one of my Silver Lake friends said when she walks down the street they sneer at her, like "What are YOU doing here? You're not dressed right"

 

No, no, no...the real reason why there is such a backlash on Hipsters is easy. Its the classic, "I want to be one of them but never will" mentality. So natch, you have to hate on them/us/whatever. Honestly, ive never met a hipster who likes The Decemberists, right? If you hate Hipsters, chances are you are a Decemberists fan. And in my opnion Hipsters dont go to the new hip trendy bars. I mean, thats a Hollywoold thing. Real hipsters dont go west of Vine.

 

OH my god what a lame topic and argument. Live how you want to live.

 

lolz. you hipsters love writing satirical stuff like this. ironic sincerity, i love it. "The fashion was fun, and goofy, and like bandannas in our back pockets, it let us know who each other were. It helped us find each other in a hostile society." solid gold! A++++

 

One of my peeves is going to an amazing concert at a smaller club and being surrounded by overly skinny mofos who -- even at the most electric parts of the show appear to be asleep standing up. No foot-tapping, fist pumps, or smiles. Perhaps no blinking or breathing either.

I don't feel sorry for the apathetic, I just wish they didn't have to try so hard.

PS, where'd ya get that shirt?

 

Ok- Decemberists commenter... Non-hipsters wouldn't give a crap what kind of music you liked. Thats the thing.. Hipsters have a distinct line of whats 'right' to like and what's 'wrong.'

 

Dare I say hatred for hipsters is only outmatched by hatred for emo kids.

:)

 

old

 

At least Emo kids all actually like emo (well I hope so anyway).

 

From a socio-economic point of view, it's easy to hate hipsters because they tend to F**k with a neighbourhood once they move in: prices go up, rent goes up, neighbourhood people move out.

From a strictly personal point of view, I think it's just incredibley difficult to like people who are fundamentally all about image and surface appearance. I mean, people who talk about "Hollywood types" all dressing and acting the same have obviously never been to The Little Joy on a Friday night...

 

You hit the nail on the head, Andy. They are just trying too hard to be cool. It seems like it takes so much effort.

I like this syllogism:

ive never met a hipster who likes The Decemberists, right? If you hate Hipsters, chances are you are a Decemberists fan.

Hipsters don't like hovercrafts
You hate hipsters
You like hovercrafts

Hipsters are not giraffes
You hate hipsters
You are a giraffe


 

It's the same reason people who have been through college already find first-year college students annoying.

 

And really, at least Emo kids are a movement. They have a music, a philosophy, a purpose beyond buying their style of the week, and looking down their noses at whoever isn;t up on the trend.

No Emo kid has ever given me shit. They sit in the corner, write tortured poetry, listen to music, hate their parents and sulk like teenagers are supposed to do.

 

As someone who has lived in Echo Park and Silver Lake for over 5 years, I see my fair share of "hipsters" everyday. Yes, there are plenty of people who fit the annoying picture that Elsie has painted here, but there are also many who dress the part (style, music, movies, etc.) and actually are not the elitists that many of us claim they are. Just as often I find people exhibiting their own brand of cultural elitism when they paint all "hipsters" with broad strokes and dismiss them as "superficial", "vapid" and "pretentious" simply because they look like they would be. Truly a case of the pot calling the kettle black if I ever saw one.

I'm sure if most of you saw me on the street you would call me a "hipster." I used to care about that kind of thing, but I gave up trying to be the most unique person in the room a long time ago.

 

I live in the Valley, where our hipsters are tanned with breast implants and platinum extensions.

 

Smokes:

I am definitely not including everyone who lives in a certain part of town or dresses a certain way, as my Yuca and Wacko references attest to.

I am talking about people who dress cool and act cool for the sake of lording their superiority over the less-hip. The people who have no movement, no philosophy, no literature, no art, no politics and no music that drives them. They appear to be driven only by the desire to be cooler than you.

And truly thoughtful, artistic people can't help but be unique. It's not a pose. I'm sure you are still the most unique person in the room.

 

In the Valley we can wear shorts and get away with it.

 

"I am talking about people who dress cool and act cool for the sake of lording their superiority over the less-hip. "

These people aren't hipsters, they are called a*$holes. Every subcultcha has them. Including goths, rockabilly, salseros, emos, skaters, surfers, portos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, d* ckheads.

In my opinion, if you use hipster as a pejorative you are probably one yourself.

 

I think hating hipsters is part of being a hipster. Being a hipster is all about seperating oneself from the popular culture, right? So if being a "hipster" is becoming the norm, then hating them separates one from it, doesn't it?

I don't know. All this label bullshit tends to always be stupid. Who cares if the person is a "hipster" or a "emo kid" or a "sports fan" or whatever. As long as the person is nice and has some decent characteristics, it really doesn't matter what label some asshole gives you, right?

 

Oh my, the generalizations.

Just because the Ramones or Reaganomics aren't around doesn't mean there's a lack of purity or movement or "good cake." The state of the country today is as infuriating as ever and on the brink of a major crossroads in history. 20 years from now, we could very well be talking about how the new kids could never know what a "real movement" is about because the war in Iraq is over, the Bush's are gone and Bright Eyes has stopped making music. It's just ridiculous to try to compare the generational issues and rank their corresponding populations' sincerity.

Also, you just ASSUME that the kid with the asymmetrical hair at the hip bar doesn't have a belief system or allegiances? As someone who claims to have been part of the Descendents' crowd, you should know better than to fall prey to lumping people together like that.

It seems to me your real issue is with "posers" which is a completely separate issue from the "hipster culture" as you describe it.

 

"My friend Janet says that one reason it pisses her off is because that look used to be a code. It meant something. If you saw someone walking down the street dressed the same way you were, with the same haircut you had, you immediately knew that they listened to the same records that you did."

This - this is what I agree with. I agree with that.

 

I second *both* of the previous comments by debaser and Ross...

There is a snobbery inherent in looking at someone with blue hair or thrift-store clothes and assuming that they are what we are labeling the bad definition of "hipster" (valueless, all-surface, trendy). How do we know that they aren't cool, artsy and unique? If you don't take the time to know someone, can you really tell how original they are just by looking across the room at the Echo?

Having said that, yes, it does come down to the feeling of not being able to trust the outward signs of dress and hair to identify a fellow fan or someone who thinks the way you do. But then again, take a moment and think about how that sounds. It'll start sounding kinda silly and, well, pretty high-school.

For Christ's sake, why not just knock-off the judging and get to know people regardless of whether they dress in your definition of cool or not. That goes for hipsters and hipster-haters.

 

Only "lames" hate hipsters. And like the author here, these people can't seem to understand or agree what constitutes a so called "hipster".
I say there is no such thing as a "hipster", but I would also have to define a "hipster" at this point as someone that seems hipper than you.
This part here:
["My friend Janet says that one reason it pisses her off is because that look used to be a code. It meant something. If you saw someone walking down the street dressed the same way you were, with the same haircut you had, you immediately knew that they listened to the same records that you did."]
This is utterly stupid and wasn't even true in 1982 or 1969. What bunch of crap fashion is fashion... always has been always will be!
p.s. I grew in LA I'm in my mid 30's I was in a scene or 12 in the 80's yeah I was a teenage punkrocker as well. Oh and I lived on the eastside in the mid 90's before all you jerks ruined it.
p.p.s. You can all go home now.

 

Well put Damien z and debaser. You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover (unless you're just judging the cover...). I'm sure we all can site examples of both "hipsters" that have admirable characteristics and "non-hipsters" that have condescending attitudes or bad characteristics. It all depends on what is inside, not the style that one dresses as or the haircut that one has.

I mean, really, it would be equally stupid to hate someone just for dressing like a hipster as it would be to trust someone just because he was wearing a suit, right?

 

ETHAN said:
"... but I would also have to define a "hipster" at this point as someone that seems hipper than you." And he is RIGHT! Thats basically it in a nut shell.

 

EthanAlexander's post #25: Only "lames" hate hipsters. [burn!] I was in a scene or 12 in the 80's [you can't even count them? wow!] yeah [um, I think you're just shouting with joy here]I was a teenage punkrocker as well [as well! when will your accomplishments stop?] Oh and I lived on the eastside in the mid 90's before all you jerks ruined it [I am humbled by your real estate history]

I guess we should all go home now.

 

so a hipster walks into a bar and says "oh no! this bar is full of hipsters"

 

I can't go home cause it ain't 5:30 yet, so I just have to add that this is awesome:

"These people aren't hipsters, they are called a*$holes. Every subcultcha has them. Including goths, rockabilly, salseros, emos, skaters, surfers, portos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, d* ckheads."

The real term to me would be "scenester", because someone who adapts a look just to be trendy fits into any of those categories. But how do we know just by looking at someone whether they did that or didn't? Maybe we should just talk to them.

 

Jesus Christ!

I'm too fucking old to be a hipster.

I am not saying that the "good old days" are the only time when music has been relevent or a political movement has had power. Debaser, I specifically said that there are movements today - the young anarchists for example, who stand for something.

What has gotten people up in arms is that people make being hip the be all and end all. The only point is looking cool. It stops there. Yes, it is annoying they have appropriated something that used to be meaningful to us. But that is not the only issue.

Of course it would be ridiculous to judge someone only by their supposed hipster status. I am not talking about them.

I guess as Mike put it best, I am really talking about assholes.

So let's rename this post.

 

What has gotten people up in arms is that people make being hip the be all and end all. The only point is looking cool. It stops there.

But what if "just looking cool" is part of a greater existential philosophy that acknowledges that dyeing your hair and wearing certain clothes for a "cause" is just as pointless as dyeing your hair and wearing certain clothes for "no good reason at all". And in fact, maybe doing it for no good reason is more respectable than doing it in some vain delusion that doing so will "save the world".

 

dewd, fredcamino, you need to cool out man. imagine if we didn't color our hair to fight Reagan! can you even imagine?! these, for lack of a better word, assholes, are just... doing it to do. wtf! how dare they scandalize such a noble calling as dressing outrageous. it makes me so mad sometimes is all, makes me all up in arms and $ht.

and nvr frgt, f#k tha man.

 

I don't know what you're all on about.

I LOVE assholes.

 

"Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one"

 

Hipsters hate making their own marshmallows.

 

I grew up in mid-city Los Angeles after the LA riots. I remember the demographic of a very polarized city. It wasn't cool then to live in Los Angeles, because people from other States were afraid of 'crime' associated with the city. I notice as the year goes by, gentrification was profoundly embedded with the influx of upper middle class college graduates where some eventually transformed into a hipster a-holes. These hipster a-holes are not only found in Silver Lake area, but other parts of the city, even in adjacent county.

 

Most of the people who don't understand clearly weren't around when people would call you out in McDonalds for having orange hair and you would have to fight some jock over the fact that you were a punk. It stood for something. We were trying to change society, and part of it was by scaring middle-class America and reflecting the ugliness we saw in the world back at them. Maybe we were idealistic, but such is youth.

Ethan: You say you were in a scene or 12? Really? That simply proves the point that people are jumping from scene to scene with no true allegiance.

Fred: But what if "just looking cool" is part of a greater existential philosophy that acknowledges that dyeing your hair and wearing certain clothes for a "cause" is just as pointless as dyeing your hair and wearing certain clothes for "no good reason at all". And in fact, maybe doing it for no good reason is more respectable than doing it in some vain delusion that doing so will "save the world".

That is probably the truest and most profound argument so far. Now if they would just stop being so smug about it.

EZ Finn: Ok, I take the hint. I'll back out of the debate and go make some marshmallows. I'll stick to restaurant reviews from now on. Or maybe stick to some less controversial subject, like punching nuns and eating babies.

 

Hipsters are the people who are on that chick Ellei's site. The one she trumpeted the other day. You know, the site where she takes pictures of her friends being drunk at the Chromeo show and takes eleven million pictures of herself with socks on her arms and jumping around. And then she writes a blog that reads, like, for every single entry, "Last night was so totally out of control. Wasted again and crawled into bed at 5 a.m. after eating Taco Bell." You know, the stuff that the rest of us stopped doing at age 22, but that people in Hollywood continue to do until they hit 35. Oh, and she sells silkscreened t-shirts of robots and pastes her stickers everywhere. Kind of like that cobrasnake guy, only without Cory Kennedy and with fewer photos of Steve Aoki sticking his tongue out and making a v with his fingers.

Hipsters also suck because they like to act like they are so totally beyond